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avibusraris[ When the clock strikes 7:00 AM, there is an eery silence. The intercom switches to life, but there is no voice to accompany it. It blasts rhythmic static for at least five minutes before a sound is heard in the background and the sudden grating voice of Ricardo Irving can be heard throughout Deadman Wonderland. ]
Ladies and gentlemen, do excuse this morning's delay! We had, uh, a few technical difficulties! But not to worry, I got it all taken care of. What would all of youse do without me around here? I know you're listenin', Warden! Where's my promotion already? Ahaha!
Right, right, the news. I know you all wet your jimmies every mornin' waiting for what we have to say, so have at it: today we're clockin' in at 7:06 AM on a dreary Wednesday. We still got a pile of snow out there, so it looks like none of youse will be enjoyin' the great outdoors anytime soon! In case any of youse of lesser intelligence forgot the day, it's December 10th!
Now, I've had my ear to the wall and have to say I'm more than thrilled that so many of ya took advantage of my generous discount offer. Chatter is what I like to hear, folks, and I've been hearin' plenty! Now, it may not be my place to be givin' out secrets, but for all of youse worryin' about CP and what's gonna be goin' on around here... let's just say our dear Warden is cookin' up somethin' absolutely graaaaaand! Hahaha!
[ The intercom abruptly shuts off, and the cell doors slide open. ]
Ladies and gentlemen, do excuse this morning's delay! We had, uh, a few technical difficulties! But not to worry, I got it all taken care of. What would all of youse do without me around here? I know you're listenin', Warden! Where's my promotion already? Ahaha!
Right, right, the news. I know you all wet your jimmies every mornin' waiting for what we have to say, so have at it: today we're clockin' in at 7:06 AM on a dreary Wednesday. We still got a pile of snow out there, so it looks like none of youse will be enjoyin' the great outdoors anytime soon! In case any of youse of lesser intelligence forgot the day, it's December 10th!
Now, I've had my ear to the wall and have to say I'm more than thrilled that so many of ya took advantage of my generous discount offer. Chatter is what I like to hear, folks, and I've been hearin' plenty! Now, it may not be my place to be givin' out secrets, but for all of youse worryin' about CP and what's gonna be goin' on around here... let's just say our dear Warden is cookin' up somethin' absolutely graaaaaand! Hahaha!
[ The intercom abruptly shuts off, and the cell doors slide open. ]