neornithes

[ The feed turns on rather abruptly today -- there's a young, familiar girl with purple hair on the screen, but there's something different about her. Rather than having her usual, demure appearance, she seems to boast self-confidence, clapping for everyone with a smile.

And that smile seems to practically radiate evil. There's a laugh that leaves her lips, a mischievous one. But people who know her well might notice that there's something missing. You know the wheelchair that she's usually sitting in? Well, she's not sitting down on it now. ]

Congratulations, congratulations, Group A! It seems that you guys managed to conquer the mafia game without too many losses. Too bad you all are so bad at it. To be honest, I would have done it in a much more entertaining way; starving people to death in a bo~ring coliseum like that is no fun.

Too bad nobody listened to me. I could have helped them. I could have led those poor sheep to salvation. But that's too bad, because in the end they ended up killing themselves. Oh, well. Being able to know how many people died was quite entertaining, and I was this close to laughing when everyone thought that I was the wolf.

Ha! If I was the wolf, I would done a much better job of choosing my victims. It's too bad that it had to end in such a way. How pitiful. Oh, but I guess I forgot to introduce myself. After all, this is the first time we've spoken like this, isn't it? [ She smiles, cruelly, a chuckle leaving her lips. ] My name is Hazama Rei. It's a pleasure to meet you. It's too bad that we can't be friends, though. Now then, I suppose if any of you have questions, you might as well ask them. I may or may not answer them, depending how busy I am.

[ She's not really busy, but there are some questions that she might just not answer over video.

Happy February 4th, everyone! :) ]

vaframenti

[text; before the morning announcement]

Good morning, Wonderland.

As it seems the administration is at a loss as how to resolve even simple matters, I've had a touch of extra time this morning. As Miss Oswald is currently unable to perform the proposed duties, I would like to take a moment of your time to discuss the prospective book club that was mentioned on the network some time ago. In her stead I will be moving forward with the project, but would first like to take this opportunity to once again assess public interest.

If you've the intent to participate, do contact me at your earliest convenience.

[action, afternoon in the library, OTA]

[ Far be it from something as simple as a blackout to prevent Loki from continuing on with his daily schedule. He had made a quick stop to the gift shop for a flashlight, but as far as he was concerned that would be the only deviation from his work. It was strange, really, how he both loathed and found the smallest bit of solace in the predetermined. In many ways it seemed that keeping himself caught up in a routine was the only way he could avoid going mad. Too much time to think wasn't particularly ideal, especially with how much of it he had done earlier that day. His determination to form something as silly as a book club was idea born purely of sentiment, after all. In a way he hated how he clung to the idea, but he imagined he would only hate himself more if he were to give up on it. ]

avibusraris

Good morning, everyone. It's Wednesday, January 23rd. It looks like we've got another light coat of snow this morning. The news said no more than two inches. Since you're probably all depressed and upset about things, I'll at least offer you something to cheer you up.

Anyone who can beat me in a game of hangman can have 30,000CP. I'm only playing one per person, but it's not a bad deal.

symphonyregalia

I've run into a bit of a... dilemma. Seems my job doesn't quite pay enough and I need 20,000 CP to pay for candy. I'm... not in the mood to die, you know?
I'll do anything I can to repay you. Promise.

sentimentalpsycho

[ The video feed turned on to show a girl in her early twenties. She's short in stature, but her pink hair and punk rock way of dressing does plenty to make her stand out. It seems she's put the communicator somewhere so she can move freely as she talks. From the looks of things she's somewhere out in the courtyard. ]

I figure since show time ain't til later today, I've got a few hours to kill... so, what better time than now to introduce myself, right?

[ There were probably a lot of better times. Not like she would show herself on camera in that disgusting jumpsuit, though. ]

I'll make it simple and quick, since I wanna know about you guys more than I wanna blab about myself. Name's Abigail Walker, but friends and enemies call me Fetch. Maybe if some of you get lucky I might tell you how I got that name sometime. [ That wasn't too likely. She didn't plan on getting that close to anyone. ]

By the way, I don't know if swapping war stories is common, but all I'm gonna say is I'm here because I did some bad stuff. Made some mistakes. Don't much want to talk about those things either, so don't ask.

[ She had been pacing before, but finally she was slowing down. The whole point of this was to calm herself down and maybe assert herself as someone not to mess with. Despite any confidence displayed, she was nervous as hell about the whole Carnival Corpse thing. She hadn't used the full capacity of her powers since... well, since the day she'd been caught. ]

Anyway, enough about me. You guys tell me about you. If I'm gonna be here for a while I at least wanna find out if anyone cool is here.

avibusraris

Good morning everyone. It's 7:02am on Wednesday the 15th and it's still snowing. Which means it's cold, but I don't think that's really the issue anymore.

You're all probably going to drop dead this morning if you can't afford candy, but I'll help out a little. Let me know what your favorite recipe is, then perform a task that I give you individually. If you can do it, I'll give you a CP boost of 30,000CP.

avibusraris

[and at 7 am the intercom sounds on.]

I'll keep this rather brief today, my lovelies.

Today is Tuesday, January 14th, and the weather has plummeted entirely. So, for those that go out for gardening or construction work, then I guess you'll be in for a surprise! It's snowing pretty bad out there! However, we just got in a shipment of winter clothing, all sorts of stuff, so everyone should check it out! They're all rather fashionable- and since everyone had their CP reset, I'm selling them for free.

That's right, winter clothes are currently free. So pick some good ones, my dears!

[and with that, the doors open to start the new day.]

avibusraris

Good morning, sleepy heads. [ It's said with a yawn. Apparently this was another one of those days where she didn't actually want to be awake and doing the announcements. Who was really the sleepy head here? ]

It was nice meeting some of you at the event. Sorry that it had to go that way for a lot of you, but at least you got some CP. Which is pretty good for you, considering the news I have today.

Well, let's start with the obvious first. It's 7:14am on Sunday, January 12th, 2024-- no, 2025.

[ The sound pulls back a little. Yes, right in the middle of the announcement. Her chair makes a little creaking noise as she leans back in it in a way that the chair is probably not meant to lean back. ] Bro, did I date those papers wrong yesterday?

Hm? [The Director makes a sound in response to her, then shrugs.] ...You must have. I suppose I can go track them down. [And he simply sighs after that, leaving the room.]

Thaaaaanks. [ She calls out as he leaves the room, then apparently remembers she was on the announcements right now. The chair slams down onto the ground, obviously on all fours again. ] Oh-

Onto the news I was talking about: Due to a recent string of thefts, violence, and other unacceptable behavior between inmates, all of your CP accounts are being reset to make up for the difference. We considered only doing it to those specific people who have committed the crimes, but this should act as a warning and an incentive to stop those around you from committing crimes as well. Your CP accounts will start at 100,000CP plus whatever you won in the last event. So if you managed to win 80,000CP, you will have 180,000CP in your account. I hope you all did well, but everyone will be able to afford at least one candy to start.

[ She pauses for a moments, her fingers lightly tapping on the mic for the announcements as she thinks, creating a light 'pff pff' sound until she speaks up again. ]

Oh, the other thing- all of your candies have been confiscated. The doctor changed the dosage, so all new candies will last 3 days now to encourage further voluntary participation in events. The poison in your collars was temporarily adjusted to use up the antidote more quickly so everyone starts at the same point. Additionally, if for whatever reason you manage to hide one of your old candies, there's an ingredient in the current ones that won't mix well with the old dosage. It'll make you sick enough to wish you were dead. Don't do it if you know what's good for you.

Don't kill the messenger. [ even though some of it was her suggestion, but she'll pretend it wasn't to avoid complaints ] I'm just doing my job, so if you all follow the rules then I don't have to give you bad news. I'll try to answer questions if you have any, but don't be rude.

mactations

[ Why waste her time putting up a text or audio post when she can show herself in all of her glory? Not that she cares either way if anyone (read: everyone) knows how much of a little shit she is. Even more so when she totally sees that there are other people plotting plans out there and she wants to be helpful!

Totally, tooootally helpful. So the feed turns on with a sickeningly cute Junko Enoshima, her hands balled up just like a cat's as she speaks in a high pitched voice. ]

You know, if you guys are planning on having a little fun without me, you're gonna get in a whole lot of trouble, you know! But I don't wanna spoil everyone for everyone, especially our dear warden, so I'll let you guys in on a little secret.

But only if you can entertain me enough so it can be totally despairing! My information doesn't come free, after all.

avibusraris

Get up, inmates. I gave you an extra 15 minutes of sleep since it's a Friday. It's 7:15AM on January 10th. I'm not 5 years old, so I'm not giving anything out free today to compete with Irving. I do have some news for you. The Warden's cooking up an event for all of you. I can't give you any more spoilers than that or I might get punished. Look forward to it.

{{ OOC: There will be an OOC post about the upcoming event later tonight! }}

uncops

Does anyone happen to know a guy named Jake English?
He wears glasses and is damn determined to wear shorts when they're least appropriate.
He likes shitty movies, firearms, comics, skulls, and fisticuffs.
Got the greenest eyes you've ever seen.
Ring any bells?

avibusraris

[ The morning announcements are slightly off schedule today, with the intercom finally turning on at 7:15 AM. Irving doesn't bother to address it. ]

Good morning, good morning! Are all my little pelicans doin' alright today? I sure hope so! Seems all that nasty rain has hightailed it out of here and the sun is here to stay! What a grand miracle of nature! For those of you who can't remember what the heck day it is, today would be none other than January 9th!

Now, if I ain't mistaken it looks like one of our newest staffers has been puttin' up sales! Pretty sweet of her, wouldn't ya say? But we all know Uncle Irving is the one who really knows how to show his love, am I right? That's why today only I'm puttin' our brand new line of jumpsuits on sale for 100% off! That's right ladies and gentlemen, all of the value and none of the price! We've got every color you can imagine, so if you're sick of that drab thing you're wearin' now, come on down while offers last! One two three four, tell me you love me more! Hahaha!

And that's all for today! The lot of youse be on your best behavior, ya got it? Haha!

symphonyregalia

So uh..

Truth be told I'm kind of lonely. Daddy's people haven't shown up for me yet and I don't know if they ever will..
Are there any like... clubs I can join? I was conductor for my school's band.
I just wanna meet new people.
Any idea how to go about that?

dolosa

[After the morning announcement today, Rei is going to buy several things at the gift shop, one of them being a gift for the Warden for her wonderful display. It's a necklace with a queen's crown charm attached to it. The gift is in a box and given to one of the guards to hand over, and it also comes with an anonymous message, though it's not as if Rei cares if the Warden knows who it's from.

The message says the following:

Thanks for the entertainment. They deserved it for not following the rules, after all. Hopefully the others who tried to go against you will get their proper punishment as well in due time. This present is for you, so that when people will see you with this crowned jewel on you, they'll know who the true queen is.

And then it's time to write up a post. She's been bored lately, and she needs some entertainment. Besides, she's certain that people will participate. She knows they will. Which is why in the afternoon, she'll type up an annoymous post for everyone to see.]

Let's play a game.

It's a harmless one. 20 questions. You can either guess my identity or guess something that I'm thinking of, your choice. There's only two rules you have to abide by. The first is that all questions must be able to be answered as "yes" or "no", otherwise, I won't answer. The second is that you cannot guess who I am until after the twenty questions are done and over with.

So, let's begin, shall we?

( ooc: all texts are anonymous! )

yokubo

Um, hello everyone. My name is Eiji Hino.

[ There was a young man on the video feed, sitting on a bed with his legs crossed. Judging by his jumpsuit and the worried tone in his voice he was new to the prison. ]

I'm sorry to ask this so suddenly, but but does anyone know if getting out on good behavior is possible? I don't mind doing work for it. I'm good at a lot of things, and I'll even do extra hours. I have someone waiting for me, so --

[ He goes quiet, seeming to be thinking for a moment. ]

I wonder... are you already here, Ankh?

[ The thoughtful look fades to exasperation rather quickly. ]

Jeez, this is bad... [ He hung his head. ] I don't even have tomorrow's underwear...

whitelily

a. ) video

[ There's a new inmate around - a pretty girl that can't be out of middle school yet and stares at the feed for a long moment before speaking, probably unsure if it's on at all. ]

Pardon me just barging in to ask but, there's got to be a piano around here, right? It'll be a problem if there isn't one...

[ And that's apparently all she has to say, because the transmission ends. She doesn't seem to be particularly worried about the general situation. ]

b. ) action

[ There's someone sleeping in the common room - just on a chair, not even leaning forward to place her head on a table. Her newbie guidelines are lying in her lap. She's been there for a long amount of time now, dare to wake her? ]

bystandering

Happy New Years, Deadman Wonderland. It's been a little while, hasn't it? I was at the party, quite lively, huh? Some prisoners are gone but I keep seeing new faces. It's a little sad but that's how things go. It's very unfortunate...

However, maybe we need to have a discussion to keep our minds sharp.

What do you think about lying and, on that line, liars? Is lying truly needed?

amberalert

I'm in a bit of a mood so...

Let's play. :)

starcharted

[ For all the more gloom that was hanging over Wonderland lately, John looked just as cheery and full of sunshine as ever. He sort of viewed it as his job to keep people in good spirits, really. ]

Wibbly Wobbly Wonderland! Hello!

[ He clasped his palms together, excitedly standing up on his toes and back down again. ]

So, Christmas. Who has plans? Ah -- don't answer. Me. I've got plans. Would you like to know what they are? Just a moment, just a moment; I'm going to tell you!

[ He grinned. His excitement was beyond evident. ]

After a bit of brainstorming I've deciding on having a little get together of sorts. Games, snacks, dancing, the like. Should be more fun than a barrel full of lemurs. Or was it monkeys?

[ He looked confused for a very short moment before continuing. ]

Anyway! Reason for this video is I'm here to invite everyone. Absolutely everyone, no exceptions, no refunds. Things could be a touch more chummy around here, don't you think? "Of course they could, Doctor," I hear you say. Which if you're saying that it means that you should definitely pop by the lounge room tomorrow between five and seven PM.

That about covers it I believe. I'll be happy to answer any questions of course. Until the morrow!

[ He gives a little wave before shutting the feed off. ]

avibusraris

[ At 7:00 AM sharp the intercom crackled to life. No Second or the Warden today, but instead two days in a row of everyone's favorite guy! ]

Good mooorniiiing, Wonderland!

Hope everybody's doin' alright -- I ain't heard much commotion since the other day! You kids must have one hell of a hangover, hahaha!

Okay, okay. Let's get down to business. The countdown to Christmas is tickin' down! It's December 23rd today, an' we're right on the dot at 7 AM! I'm gettin' pretty good at keepin' time, right? Haha! The snow's slowin' down today folks, and I hate to say it might even melt. Maybe if you ask the Warden nicely enough she'll give us that white Christmas after all, eh?

Catch you lovelies next time!

[ The doors slid open. ]

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