[ Will had been giving his all to ignore the way Hatter had been shadowing him, but it was just about bloody impossible if he was going to start talking to him in top of it. ]
What?
[ He wasn't going to turn around and look at him though. Screw that. ]
The next thing you'd drink would end up knocking you out and you'll wake up tied to a chair so I can safely monitor your stupidity without another ounce a violence. Do you really want to punch me, Will?
[ It was a blow to his already suffering ego to admit it, but Hatter was right. He usually was. Will stopped walking and let out a frustrated sigh before facing the other man, his arms crossed to show his irritation. ]
If you're gonna insist on followin' me everywhere can ya at least stop acting like you're my bloody dad?
[ takes his hat off and looks in it then. pulls out a beer. And then gets another one out of his sleeve. He was prepared ok. Can you really be surprised?
hands one over ]
Not entirely sure I have enough to get wasted at the moment but I'll get someone on that shortly.
[ He looks un-phased, like that was completely normal for him then just grins at the slap and nods ]
Thank you. I aim to please. [ he grabs Will's beer back and uses it to open his beer. The opens Will's with the heel of his boot before handing it back. There ya go. ]
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What?
[ He wasn't going to turn around and look at him though. Screw that. ]
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[ Still going to follow him. God he needs a drink... - Wait. No. ]
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[ Go away. ]
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[ Also no. ]
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[ Leave. ]
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[ would this keep you from telling me to leave ]
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[ Only if the reason is really good. ]
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If you're gonna insist on followin' me everywhere can ya at least stop acting like you're my bloody dad?
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Fine. I'll act ... not like that. [ He wasn't even aware he was doing that but ok let's try ]
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That was over quick. ]
Then yes, ya can be the drinkin' buddy.
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That... was easier than he thought it would be. Okay cool. ]
What are we drinking? [ because you didn't like my scotch ]
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Don't know about you but beer is good enough for me.
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And then gets another one out of his sleeve. He was prepared ok. Can you really be surprised?
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Not entirely sure I have enough to get wasted at the moment but I'll get someone on that shortly.
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That was the weirdest thing I have ever seen in my life.
[ It was his turn to do a double take, from Hatter to the beer in his hand and back again several times.
Processing...
Processing...
Affirmative. That was some cool shit. ]
I don't know what just happened but it was bloody brilliant!
[ Have a slap on the shoulder, mate. ]
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[ He looks un-phased, like that was completely normal for him then just grins at the slap and nods ]
Thank you. I aim to please. [ he grabs Will's beer back and uses it to open his beer. The opens Will's with the heel of his boot before handing it back. There ya go. ]
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[ What a loon. A perfectly equipped, fantastic loon.
He held out his bottle and grinned. ]
Bottoms up, mate.
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[ cheers. He holds it back at him then sips it ]
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Oi, that was one time!
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