neornithes | [text]

I'm going to take "not a bloody thing" as good considering you're still conscious.

Edited 2014-03-07 07:44 (UTC)

Good for you maybe.

Next time don't bother sending your pet after me.

He went after you on his own because he was worried, Will. All I did was thank him and you might try the same.

lATER.

[ Tipsy or bad at typing? You decide. ]

You know where to find me if you need anything.

[ He was still mad at her and as much as she wanted to talk to him, it was obvious that this was going to end up in either him ignoring her or him starting to complain about her, so there really wasn't a positive ending to this conversation unless he decided to forgive her. ]

[ He doesn't respond for a while, but when he does it's absolutely and completely stupid. ]

ok mum

[ Totally tipsy at this point. ]

[ ...Yeaaaah she couldn't just let that slide completely. ]

The things you've done with me I should hope I'm not your mom.

:)

[ RETURN OF THE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE SMILEY FACE! ]

hheeey

yuo r majessty hw bout a cuppa teaa 

:)))))))))))))))))))

[ Dear lord what the hell. The two of you... ]

You're better at Jefferson than he is at you.

dman rght
wiat

yuor shamopoo dont have enough grrn tea in


    fix

Well I know for a fact you're not in my bath right now, but that'd be because I hide the good one.

[ She's got her own little hidden bottle in the cabinet behind the mirror that she locks so Jefferson can't get in. ]

i coudd b ther

pull mmsyelf out me own hat

tanx 3 ijfo

There's a trick I'd like to see. Though since you're clearly not Will, I'm afraid I can't invite you to the bathtub right now.

[ She's not even in the bathtub, she just wants to imply it to see what he'll do. ]

[ He stared at the screen for several tellingly long minutes before texting back. ]

dnt care gnna drink teh dshampo

[ He was very dedicated to his role. ]

Then I'll have to insist you get your own shampoo.

imm gONNa do itit

unleeeess

trad e

You want to make a trade.

[ What even Will. ]

shnapoo for..

iiiii'l get ya

you

yuo a diamndon rang

wiait

a.................... secret..........................................................................

[ Under any other circumstances she would have definitely accepted any kind of ring coming from him, but seeing as how he wasn't likely to remember it in the morning, she'll just focus on the last part. ]

What's the secret, Will?

dont kno yet

secrte 2 me aswel l

You'll have to settle for normal tea instead of my shampoo, then.

[ That's one of the weirder texts she's sent, she's sure. ]

pls yuor majesty

UOi

iuo

IOU

nail ed it

You couldn't afford that IOU, darling.

ah ah ah

conneccctions

nd they all liv in my hat

Do you have the hat right now?