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[sinspawn]

[Tidus tries to look like he doesn't care. He fails spectacularly and just appears agitated instead.]

This place does have a pool somewhere...right?

Comments

[wayoutsidethebox]

See these collars? They use them to make us go bye-bye for a bit. I'm not saying to cave, just...so you know.

[sinspawn]

A bit. [he stares.] You can't just die for a bit and wake up. It just doesn't work that way. If they say it does, they must be lying about the collars. Maybe they just...knock us out, or something.

I'm not going to cave. Are you?

[wayoutsidethebox]

Yeah, I would have thought it was pretty crazy at first too but now, I've seen it. So much for a zombie apocalypse happening.

This is another reason it's so bad. They can literally bring back the dead and this is how they're using it.

No way. Incavable here.

[sinspawn]

Uhm...do you know how they bring people back?

Can you imagine how people would react if this kind of thing became widely known? Everything would change. They can't just hold onto it and use it as torture! This could really help someone.

Same here. I'm practically a pillar of uncavability.

[wayoutsidethebox]

I wish. If I did, that would have been one giant broadcast. All I know is one minute you're fried, the next you're not.

You know, now that I think of it, there might be a pool in the fitness center. I don't really know you're not a complete psycho yet but I can check.

[sinspawn]

Great. Not looking forward to that.

I didn't think of that, but there might be. How do I know you're not a complete psycho? We could both be and we would never know for sure. You don't have to do that, I can check.