floors: (I'm sexy and I know it.)
Killian Jones ([personal profile] floors) wrote in [community profile] neornithes2014-05-12 03:40 am

video;

I would be remiss if I didn't give all the lovely ladies of Deadman Wonderland equal opportunity to ask me to the ball, but I can only accept one invitation. I'd gladly take more, but I am a gentleman who chooses to devote his attention to a single lucky lass for the night.

[ He's is 500% sure that even if he doesn't get someone to go with him, he'll still leave with someone one way or the other. Either way, he's going to flash a sexy grin and some eyebrow action at the camera. ]

Well? What takers have we for one devilishly handsome pirate and one night promised to be a highly enjoyable experience, no strings attached.

[ Unless he really likes you then maybe there might be strings attached but he's not expecting that will happen. Even if he doesn't get someone to go with him this way, everyone reacting will be fun alright. It's just fun to stir things up sometimes. ]
schizophreniac: (pic#7444683)

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[personal profile] schizophreniac 2014-05-12 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You know what would be funny as hell?

If no one wanted to go with you.
amberalert: (hey gorgeous)

[personal profile] amberalert 2014-05-12 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll go with you.

[ HAHAHAHA ]

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[personal profile] dolosa 2014-05-12 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
You're a pirate...?
wayoutsidethebox: (Uh yeah)

[personal profile] wayoutsidethebox 2014-05-13 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Honest enough salespitch. Any takers?
hauntedground: (This frown is better)

[personal profile] hauntedground 2014-05-13 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Are these events sometimes dangerous, too?
goldenstrength: (Got to make your own breaks)

voice;

[personal profile] goldenstrength 2014-05-13 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Only one, huh? Well, I'd take you up on it but apparently I'm too young for you.

[There might be a little bit of disappointment in that. She just wants a dance, okay.]
tanteiotaku: (is it a clue Blue?)

[personal profile] tanteiotaku 2014-05-14 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
A real pirate? I thought they were only in movies...
sinspawn: (that's nice terra)

[personal profile] sinspawn 2014-05-15 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Wow. Smooth. Do you always use that pick-up line on women or do you try to do something different each time?
stillinlove: kiss (fakest smile)

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[personal profile] stillinlove 2014-05-17 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
You're not very good at this, are you? I think you've just blown your chance of getting a date already.