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[bonestopick]

While I understand that my actions were not legally acceptable, this particular correctional facility isn't going to possess any means by which to reintroduce my behavior into a society and thus given the circumstances, I am going to take this as an anthropological opportunity to observe prison life through cultural immersion techniques.

I would appreciate it if you would provide me with an accurate list of your name, inmate number, crimes, and cultural backgrounds to get started. Though, I do understand if any of you are hesitant and I expect that the information I receive initially won't be entirely accurate due to an embedded social fear of the ethnocentric nature of most outside parties.

I will start. My name is Dr. Temperance Brennan of the Jeffersonian Institute in Washington, D.C. I am a forensic anthropologist and Best Selling author with doctorates in Physical Anthropology, Forensic Anthropology, and Kinesiology. I am here for perjury.

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[shallnotharm]

That's the one.

Oh? I'm not trying to impress. You asked a question and I answered honestly.

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[bonestopick]

The fact that you weren't trying to impress doesn't mean that I can't think that you're unimpressive.

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[shallnotharm]

That's such a shame... I'm such a fan of your work, after all.