DAY CHANGE

[avibusraris]

Morning, this is the President speaking. It's Thursday, January 16th, at 7:03AM. It seems like it stopped snowing for a while, but yesterday's snow is still fresh. The weather report said it will probably snow again tomorrow, but we're clear for the day.

No discounts, but I have news. You should look forward to an event soon. It'll be... What was I supposed to say?

[ It's obvious that she's totally nonchalant and doesn't care about getting everyone excited for it, even if she's doing her job. ]

The upcoming event is to die for. Enjoy your day, inmates.

Comments

[pavomuticus]

How long should we expect to wait? I could really use the money.

[sentimentalpsycho]

If I gotta listen to shitty puns like that every morning for the rest of my life just do me a favor and kill me now.