DAY CHANGE

[avibusraris]

Morning, this is the President speaking. It's Thursday, January 16th, at 7:03AM. It seems like it stopped snowing for a while, but yesterday's snow is still fresh. The weather report said it will probably snow again tomorrow, but we're clear for the day.

No discounts, but I have news. You should look forward to an event soon. It'll be... What was I supposed to say?

[ It's obvious that she's totally nonchalant and doesn't care about getting everyone excited for it, even if she's doing her job. ]

The upcoming event is to die for. Enjoy your day, inmates.

Comments

[pavomuticus]

How long should we expect to wait? I could really use the money.

[deeplove]

It'll be before time is up, don't worry.

[pavomuticus]

I sure hope so. I had a nice stash saved up before the reset.

[deeplove]

The thefts have stopped since then, though, so it obviously worked. Sorry about your stash.

[sentimentalpsycho]

If I gotta listen to shitty puns like that every morning for the rest of my life just do me a favor and kill me now.

[deeplove]

Just don't eat your candy, it's not that hard.

Though you'll probably be back up after that, but more miserable.

[sentimentalpsycho]

I can already tell you're gonna be a real joy to put up with.

photo message;

[deeplove]

[ Two thumbs up with a completely neutral face. ]

photo message;

[sentimentalpsycho]

[ Two middle fingers with a completely pissed off face. ]

[deeplove]

It's a good thing obscenities aren't against the rules, #2318.

[sentimentalpsycho]

Yeah, good thing. I'd be pretty torn up if I couldn't tell you to get bent.

[deeplove]

Me too. It's good to see everyone looking so feisty still. This job would be really depressing if everyone was resigned.

[sentimentalpsycho]

If I had a dick, this is the part where I'd tell you to suck it.

[deeplove]

Feisty, feisty, feisty.