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You also missed the announcement that said all the new prisoners have to be fed to the lions.

Ha, ha, very funny.

That wasn't a joke.

Then I object completely!

You can't object.

And why not?

Because you're a sacrifice. Sacrifices can't object.

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It's almost as though our crime in question isn't important, really. The severity doesn't seem to dictate who gets placed here at all.

I'm not quite sure what to tell you on the animal bit. I think they might be a touch mad, the people up top.

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Can't I demand a lawyer?

Well, yes, you could, but I don't think they would give you one.

This place is stupid.

That is one way of viewing things.

At least I'm only here for six months.

That certainly is good. I believe you've got the shortest sentence of all of us.

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they think its good for us to have animals around

It's not good at all!

i dunno, kinda pleasant tbh

How, exactly?

You're here for "disturbing the peace"? Wow, this prison will take in anyone it seems.

That seems to be the case.

I see. Well, welcome to the prison nonetheless. Just be careful of the dangers here. Some events will cost you an arm or a leg.

I'd rather not lose any of my limbs, thank you very much.

I said the same thing, then I lost an ear. Yeah, that was quite unpleasant. The prison warden and her henchman will do anything to entertain the audience. I mean anything.