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Helloooooooooo Deadman Wonderland!

... well, that didn't sound very cheerful, did it? Never mind the name, then. We'll think of another one later. Wibbly Wobbly Wonderland, maybe?

Oh, where was I? Yes, I believe I was introducing myself. Hello! I'm John. John Smith if you'd like to get formal, but John is just fine. Actually, some people call me The Doctor for some reason or another, which I quite like so feel free to use that as well. Any variants of it, really. Doc, medical personnel, that old quack with the silly hair.

I suppose I'm rambling a bit. Terribly sorry, it's a long living habit of mine. Anyway. Now that introductions are out of the way on this end, what do the rest of you have to say? I'm only going to be here for five years but that's actually quite a long while so I wouldn't mind finding a companion or two to help me pass the time.

Oh, and I'd very much like to be rid of this garish orange jumpsuit. There are shops with proper clothing, aren't there?