neornithes

[it's 7:00 AM when the intercom beeps, a crackling sound first being heard before anything else. there is the slight sound of animals in the background, several different kinds- actually. chirping, meowing, barking, even monkey noises.

just what was-]

Hello everyone~! It's December 16th, and it's bright and early as usual!

My my, the next couple of days are going to be oh so rough, I can just tell. You see, Second got the bright idea that animal therapy would do everyone good here. In other words.... we just had a shipment of animals.

[the warden giggles.] They range from domestic to simply exotic, so if you see a wild tiger roaming the halls, don't get too close~. If you think you can tame the beasts, then be my guest.

Good luck~!

[and the cell doors open, allowing the inmates to leave their cells. of course, when they leave they'll be met with all sorts of animals. if an inmate wishes to keep one, they're more than welcome to as well!]

justhello

So. 

Prison. 

Can't say I didn't see it coming. A little disappointing, honestly, but we'll work with it. It's gonna take more than a few cell bars to keep me down and out. Name's Captain Jack Harkness for those who want to know, but Jack'll do in a pinch. I'm not exactly used to prisons where you get to introduce yourself so forgive me in advance if my charm isn't at full capacity.

By the way. Question. When I got here they made sure to give me some pamphlet but I may or may not have balled it up and chucked it at one of the guards. Got in trouble for it but it felt pretty damn good at the time. Here's the thing though: I'm starting to wonder if it was something important. Tell me it wasn't. Please.

P.S: I'm looking for a Sherlock Holmes. Anyone know him?

P.P.S: Are there any hot people here?

amberalert

I'm assuming I don't have to explain the rules for this one.

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avibusraris

[at 7:00 am the intercom turns on. however, irving or the warden isn't around anyways.]

Heeelloooooooooooooo Deadman Wonderland! It's bright and early and I hope you're all ready for the day! It's December 15th, and man Christmas is just ten days away! How exciting!

Looks like we got another blizzard rolling in, brrrr! Huhahaha! I haven't talked to you all since the event- how was that for you all? Aww don't be mad at me~~~

I'm still waiting on those dates though, ladies, just so you know!

Remember, Second love ya all!

[and the cell doors slide open.]

inextricabilis

Helllooo Deadmans Wonderland! How is everybody today?
Well uh, I am Clara Oswald. I'm new here.
I'm... too happy to be in a prison, that's for sure.

I got in here for trying to get the Doctor out. It was stupid of me, but in the end I got what I wanted. That's all I sought out. So now I'm in here for five years. What do I do?

nicest

SALUTATIONS EVERYONE!
This is my first time being in a prison! Are you really all criminals? I'm used to playing the protagonist but I still hope we can be friends. My name is Penny, it's a pleasure to meet you all!

avibusraris

[ As soon as it's 7:00 am, there is a loud beep that echoes through the corridors of the prison. It's time for an announcement as the intercom comes on.]

Hello my lovelies. It is now 7:00 AM, the day is December 10th, a Tuesday. The weather outside is still rather terrible, how dreadful! But let's all continue to get along, soon the snow will melt both outside and in our hearts I'm sure of it.

I had noticed that my assistant, Irving, decided to take it upon himself and reduce prices in the shop. My my, are you all really that starved for CP? If that's the case, then perhaps an event is in order.

I realize that an event might have grown stale to the older members of Deadman Wonderland, but to all the newcomers it will be a joyous occasion. What could it possibly be, I wonder? As your Warden I will do everything I can to make it the best event.

To satisfy some of you however, how about a couple riddles? Simply use those communicators I know you've grabbed from the store and send me the answer. Each inmate may only answer one riddle. I know you want all the CP, but you'll have to wait! You can take as many guesses at a riddle as you want, but if someone else answers it then that's that. Ready?

Riddle 1 (Worth 70,000 CP): An American who had never been to any country other than the United States, traveled a long way to see a sight that very few people have seen. He was standing one day on solid ground when he saw the Great Wall of China with his own eyes. How come?

Riddle 2 (Worth 50,000 CP): The beggar's brother died, but the man who died had no brother. How could this be?

Riddle 3 (Worth 50,000 CP): Presume that you do not know what a rhino looks like. So let's say that one day you are walking in a rain forest with two of your closest friends. Your one friend shows you an elephant and says that it is a rhino. The other friend shows you a hippo and says that is a rhino. Which one do you believe and why?

That is all!

[With that being said, the doors to the cells now slide open, allowing the inmates to leave their rooms.

ooc: Simply reply to this post as though you're sending the Warden a text message or a voice message! Any attempts to go video and there will simply be a black screen on the Warden's end. A lady won't show her face that easily! Make sure you state which riddle you're going after as well.]

starcharted

Helloooooooooo Deadman Wonderland! 

... well, that didn't sound very cheerful, did it? Never mind the name, then. We'll think of another one later. Wibbly Wobbly Wonderland, maybe?

Oh, where was I? Yes, I believe I was introducing myself. Hello! I'm John. John Smith if you'd like to get formal, but John is just fine. Actually, some people call me The Doctor for some reason or another, which I quite like so feel free to use that as well. Any variants of it, really. Doc, medical personnel, that old quack with the silly hair. 

I suppose I'm rambling a bit. Terribly sorry, it's a long living habit of mine. Anyway. Now that introductions are out of the way on this end, what do the rest of you have to say? I'm only going to be here for five years but that's actually quite a long while so I wouldn't mind finding a companion or two to help me pass the time.

Oh, and I'd very much like to be rid of this garish orange jumpsuit. There are shops with proper clothing, aren't there?

eraser_rain

This may save anybody job hunting or planning their options some time:

All jobs open to inmates in Deadman Wonderland, regardless of the labor or skill level involved, pay the same: 10,000CP per day.

This means regardless of your chosen labor, it will take ten (10) work days to afford an antidote candy (100,000CP). Nine (9) the first time, with our starting bank balance (10,000CP).

You'll supposedly die in seven (7) days without it.

I'd still recommend starting a job today. Even given a piece in advance that will buy us seven (7) days or 70,000CP, I doubt many of us obtained a job on day one, but that still counts as one of seven (7) days on the count down. Consider the starting bank balance as coverage for that. The means for obtaining emergency funds seem slim. In another week, with seven (7) more days of payment, minus another 100,000CP for candy, you'll be down to 40,000CP. Another week, assuming no other income from events or free antidotes, 10,000CP. From there I assume you can do the math yourself and see the picture being painted: a nest egg won't last, even assuming you can handle a seven (7) day work week.

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