DAY CHANGE

[avibusraris]

[ At 6:48 AM the intercom comes to life. Better early than late, right? ]

Good morning to all my little dodos! Sure has been a lot goin' on lately, right? Not to worry, not to worry, everything is under control thanks to our lovely Warden. Where would we be without her? Not here! Hahaha!

Listen up kiddies: today is the second [ Yes, he purposely put emphasis on that number for a cheap laugh. ] of January! Nothin' more excitin' than a new year, am I right? Course I am. It's still pretty chilly out, so keep yerself bundled up! We'd hate to see any of youse gettin' frostbite!

That about wraps it up for today. Irving out!

[ The doors slide open. ]

Comments

[aazein]

[SECOND HAS ONE THING TO SAY TO THIS-]

God you're such a fuckin' dick.

[fireworkshows]

Aw, ain't that sweet. Makin' an appearance just to say hello to your pal Irving! Love ya too, friend.

[aazein]

Are you actually using my idiotic schmoozing technique now? Damn, you must be goddamn desperate.

[fireworkshows]

Hahahaha! Everything is still all about you, ain't it?

[aazein]

Sure a hell ain't about you. Pretty sure I still have more rank than you and I'm fuckin' hiding in the walls and shit.

[fireworkshows]

But you're still hidin' either way. That kind makes you the loser between the two of us, don't it?

[aazein]

What, you mean you’re not scared of that bitch? C’mon she’ll totally wreck you too one day dude.

[fireworkshows]

I haven't got a thing in the world to be afraid of, chum. Unlike you I actually do my job.

[aazein]

I did my job too.

Seriously Ricardo, she'll make your life hell too just because she can. You still wanna stay with her?

[fireworkshows]

With a little bit of sneakin' around on the side, eh?

Between you an' me, pal? When this place goes to hell I ain't gonna be bettin' on you and yer little group of buddies to come out on top. Not a damn thing in the world can stop the lady up top and you know it.