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[After purchasing a communicator, Dirk has found his way to the computer room, a perfect place for him to start his life here in DW considering he was found guilty of cyber crimes. But he is hunched over the keyboard in a corner, trying to find out some sweet information and get a lay of the land (aka seeing if he can hack THIS system without getting caught). Kind of sucks that there's a time limit. 10 minutes isn't even enough to watch porn.]

I was going to organize a revolt had it not been for the provided manual's subtle cues of disapproval against it.
Darn.
That leaves only plan B, and you know plan B never lives up to the hype of plan A, the main honcho.
The thing is, plan B requires community participation.
Even more so than your standard, run-of-the-mill usurpation.
Maybe.
What I'm asking is, please sign my change.org petition to increase the maximum usage time in the computer room.

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We'll see if you still think that once you get to witness how things actually work here.

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And if I prove my own assertion correct, do I get a free pass to gloat?

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Gloating is already free. There's just no guarantee that anyone will listen.

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Nah, sometimes it comes with a few physical payments.
Punches, mostly.

YOU WOULD KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT WOULDN'T YOU TERUI.

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What the hell are you even talking about?

Maybe.

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You know what, you're right.
This entire metaphor sort of got out of control.
Sorry about that.
Either way, it sounds like you're not going to sign my petition.

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Petitions are worthless. Take action yourself or shut up and deal with it.

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I would actually define 'organizing a petition' as 'taking action.'

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Who do you think is actually going to read it? They'll take it as a joke.

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You know the wardens pretty well, do you?
Or are you just assuming, and based on that assumption foregoing any sort of action that isn't certain to produce concrete results?

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A. There's only one "Warden".
B. I just proved to know them better than you do.

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Theories aren't proven by one piece of evidence alone.
I'm going to need more than that to believe you.

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Figure it out yourself.

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It's a waste of time when I could just ask you instead.

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Expecting me to answer your questions is the only waste of time here.

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That's not usually the case when you question someone who claims to know so much.