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Dirk Strider. ([personal profile] uncops) wrote in [community profile] neornithes2014-06-29 11:19 pm

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[After purchasing a communicator, Dirk has found his way to the computer room, a perfect place for him to start his life here in DW considering he was found guilty of cyber crimes. But he is hunched over the keyboard in a corner, trying to find out some sweet information and get a lay of the land (aka seeing if he can hack THIS system without getting caught). Kind of sucks that there's a time limit. 10 minutes isn't even enough to watch porn.]

I was going to organize a revolt had it not been for the provided manual's subtle cues of disapproval against it.
Darn.
That leaves only plan B, and you know plan B never lives up to the hype of plan A, the main honcho.
The thing is, plan B requires community participation.
Even more so than your standard, run-of-the-mill usurpation.
Maybe.
What I'm asking is, please sign my change.org petition to increase the maximum usage time in the computer room.
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[personal profile] birdinhand 2014-06-30 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm kind of an amateur and everything here is proprietary. Tech crimes aren't what I'm in for.
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[personal profile] birdinhand 2014-07-01 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Stealing 'priceless' artifacts from museums and selling them on the black market. Turns out they have a price tag after all.
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[personal profile] birdinhand 2014-07-01 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You could say that.
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[personal profile] birdinhand 2014-07-02 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know who the fuck you are.
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[personal profile] birdinhand 2014-07-02 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
As if I want to. [Liar.]