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[After purchasing a communicator, Dirk has found his way to the computer room, a perfect place for him to start his life here in DW considering he was found guilty of cyber crimes. But he is hunched over the keyboard in a corner, trying to find out some sweet information and get a lay of the land (aka seeing if he can hack THIS system without getting caught). Kind of sucks that there's a time limit. 10 minutes isn't even enough to watch porn.]

I was going to organize a revolt had it not been for the provided manual's subtle cues of disapproval against it.
Darn.
That leaves only plan B, and you know plan B never lives up to the hype of plan A, the main honcho.
The thing is, plan B requires community participation.
Even more so than your standard, run-of-the-mill usurpation.
Maybe.
What I'm asking is, please sign my change.org petition to increase the maximum usage time in the computer room.

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I like your enthusiasm.
Academically speaking, have there ever been any revolts here that you know of?

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heard of one, but no specifics. it was before i got here. doesn't seem to have been successful and ended with some dead inmates

.. which is very encouraging, really

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Extremely.
Thankfully, I ask only out of intellectual curiosity with absolutely no ulterior motives whatsoever.

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obviously.