Ankh's shitty day

[birdinhand]

[After candy shopping with Hina, he is off to work in the Courtyard. He's actually dressed for the weather this time, except he has no hat. Stupid snow shoveling.

Later, he's in the Library and he's back in his perch on top of one of the bookshelves again. He's just sitting there with his legs crossed in front of him this time. He's got a small stack of books with him, and he's reading one about seances.

Finally, he's in his room in G-Block actually doing the damn seance the President asked for. Because he'll do anything for cash. He's created some kind of magic circle from half-melted popsicles on the floor, and incorporated the sticks too. He's got the communicator set up so it's only going to broadcast to the President. And he triple-checked it too. No way it's going to leak to anyone else. But it would be a damn shame if someone walked by his cell door while he was doing it.]

Comments

library;

[whiteas]

Ankh, get down.

[ It's a wonder she doesn't work at the library with how many people she glares at for abusing the library. ]

Re: library;

[birdinhand]

Fuck off.

[Not even looking up from his book.]

library;

[whiteas]

If I leave, I'm going straight to the thermostat controls I found to turn the heat in the library off. You can take it back and get down or I'll just change them and break it since the cold really doesn't bother me very much.

[ She's not in the mood to deal with ya rude, Ankh. I totally asked if she could have found them. ]

Re: library;

[birdinhand]

Doesn't bother me either. Do what you want.

library;

[whiteas]

Just so you know, I think it's entirely irrational for you to stay up there, being a threat to everyone in this prison who doesn't believe that you're capable of keeping your balance during a nap. Furthermore, if the thermostat does happen to break, I'm not sure anyone's going to believe that I did it if you tell them, particularly since you have a much worse reputation than I do. Both in terms of poor attitude and following the rules. That could be fairly detrimental during events if you want CP.

[ She knows it's playing dirty, but she's learning that playing nice here hasn't exactly been working out perfectly. If how she behaves can even be referred to as nice. ]

So I would appreciate it if you would just get down, since I don't have any particular desire to put you in that situation.

Re: library;

[birdinhand]

What part of what I'm doing makes you think I'm taking a nap up here? [Pointed page turning.]

And as far as the rest of that bullshit, I still don't care.

library;

[whiteas]

Fine. Most of us don't have any reason to trust that you're not going to fall on your face while walking on flat ground.

[ Like she can actually see what he's doing up there, she's too short for that. 5'3" in her very tall heels my friend. ]

Re: library;

[birdinhand]

Are you some kind of moron? How clumsy do you think I am?

library;

[whiteas]

I barely know you, I'd be more of a moron if I assumed I knew.

Re: library;

[birdinhand]

So you assume everyone around you is a gibbering idiot until proven otherwise? Fuck off.

library;

[whiteas]

I assume that I don't know them well enough to assume that they're a fantastic gymnast or a clutz. You're the one who said "gibbering idiot."

Re: library;

[birdinhand]

It doesn't make a difference. Play with the thermostat if it makes you feel better.

[whiteas]

[ She just gives him an annoyed look for about 5 seconds, then turns swiftly on her heel and starts stomping out of the library.

Yep, she's gonna go do it. Weiss Schnee has all the bite to go with her bark. ]