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It's been made clear that I'm not the only one who enjoys a good game here. Tell me, darlings, what sorts of games do you play best?

[ What sorts of games she's even talking about is questionable. Political games? Board games? Video games? She won't specify but she will take all answers. After all, it's good to find out just what sorts of things people are up to.

What sorts of games she prefers are clearly the ones she wins, if the fact that she's dressed in a bathing suit and appears to be leaning over the edge of a.. jacuzzi... with a glass of wine set next to it... has anything to say about that... ]

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I care who kills her, she fucked me over and she ain't getting away from me.

Whaaaaat? Don't even go there sweetums, while I love hearing those screams of yours I couldn't take you down just 'cause we had a deal or some shit. Nope, there's a time and place for blood- save it for the events. Hell, I wasn't even the one that ripped out your eye last time! I'm just the guy that the crowd adores- as you can see, I'm pretty damned good at putting on a show.

Which is why it's all the more important to assure you that I don't. I've no need to claim her head any more than I have one to claim yours.

Fine. Then what would the cost be if I had something else I wanted?

[oh, what was this now?]

Wait, just what do you want?

You can hurt Will Scarlet all you'd like, but I'd prefer it if he didn't end up dead or missing body parts when you're done with him. He is mine to do with as I please.

[...huh. okay, second was willing to do a lot of things for special business transactions with her, but this wasn't what he had control over.]

Hold yer horses there, big queen lady, I can't help you with that. The Warden is the one that tells me what to do, remember? I would follow through with that if I could though. 

Still.. in this place, even if your Willy dies- he'll come back. There's more going on here then you know.

[ If it's out of his hands, there's not much she can do. Well, she can think of other ways that involve her being the one to get her hands dirty at least. ]

The Warden already said as much. I do pay attention. If you can't do that, perhaps you can offer me advance information. Before anyone else has it.

[ That can be valuable in a great number of ways. ]

Hmmm.... 

Hold up, what do I get? 'Cause yeah, I do have something I can do for you.

Perhaps you should conjure up a list of demands for me and I'll choose which I want to do for you whenever I want something. I am still playing nice, after all.

Edited 2014-02-04 07:18 (UTC)

Fffuuuuck.... that's kinda hard- I'm a man with few needs, after all. 

...

Actually, I got one. I'll tell you if Willy is gonna be in an event. The next one is harmless though, so don't worry about that one- but if it's one that the Warden wants to see more blood and he's in it I'll inform ya. 

In exchange.... keep tabs on Babydoll for me, make sure she doesn't get herself hurt or killed in events too.

I want the entire list, not just whether or not Will is on it. I'll even make certain that no one touches her outside of events if you do that for me, darling.

The entire list, gotcha. 

...Don't go and scare the poor girl now, she's like a little kitten if anything.

I've no intention of letting her know she has my assistance, darling. As far as she's concerned I'm just another inmate.

Yeaahhh and I gotta treat her the same as just another inmate, basically.

[which upsets him greatly, honestly.]

Edited 2014-02-04 07:44 (UTC)

Someone once told me that the heart is the greatest weakness of all. What do you think?

Whoa! Well that totally hits the nail on the head. 

Explains a lot though, don't think the Warden has a heart at all. For as long as I've known her, she was the one teaching me all these sadistic things. And I was waaayy young when I ran into her.

I've met someone similar. Something of a mentor to me. She discarded her heart in a place no one could find it and hasn't looked back since. I suppose we both had to learn it from somewhere.

Guess 'eat your heart out' wouldn't even apply to her, huh? Hahaha!

[ There, see, she let something out. They bonded even. Sort of. ]

Sometimes I think you're a bit of a krod, darling.

[ Let's face it. There is no classy way to call someone a dork. ]

[....fucking-]

That's made-up, that's not a fucking word. Calling it right now, this place has messed with your mind and made you stupid!

Calling it! Here it is, right here and now! Second is a genius!

[ She wanted to sound classy and it sounded classier than dork okay! Even if it's slang! IT SOUNDS CLASSIER. STOP LAUGHING AT HER SHE WILL SLAP YOUR FACE. ]

You're just so unbelievable I couldn't think of a real word that accurately described you, darling.

Unbelievably charming, darling~

I can change it to dolt if you'd prefer.

Amazing* 

There I fixed it for you.

Imbecile**

I think you had a misspelling in that correction, darling.

RIDICULOUSLY HANDSOME*** 

Once again I saved it.

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