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It's been made clear that I'm not the only one who enjoys a good game here. Tell me, darlings, what sorts of games do you play best?

[ What sorts of games she's even talking about is questionable. Political games? Board games? Video games? She won't specify but she will take all answers. After all, it's good to find out just what sorts of things people are up to.

What sorts of games she prefers are clearly the ones she wins, if the fact that she's dressed in a bathing suit and appears to be leaning over the edge of a.. jacuzzi... with a glass of wine set next to it... has anything to say about that... ]

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A lot of people tell me that.

If nothing else, you are very good at what you do.

[ jaw clench ] Unfortunately.

Anyway. I'm coming up to use your tub. Don't mind me.

Yes, I suppose you should come before it's your bed time.

Riiiiight. I almost forgot about that.

Just wanted to take a bath in the middle of the day then? How leisurely of you.

Why not?, I say. Enjoy life.

I cannot argue with that sentiment.

[ Why on earth do you think she got this room in the first place? ]

Do you have bubbles?

No, but I do have rose petals. I have roses delivered daily. You're welcome to whatever is left, darling.

Red, I presume? Lovely. Thank you.

Don't be silly, darling, they're white. [ She gives him a look like 'did you really need to check that'. ] Of course they're red.

What if they're just painted? And then I put them in the tub with me and the paint comes off and I come out a pinkish-hue.

Then I'll make certain you're not the only one covered in red tonight.

I appreciate you defending my honor even though it would be an unintentional side-effect of your rage of having been given false reds.

Let's not forget the stains it would leave in the bathtub.

How could I forget. That's the most devastating of all.

[ She couldn't care less whether your butt looks like a baboon, sorry. ]

It'd be a tragedy, really. The extra years on my sentence would be worth it.

How long do you have, anyway?

Much longer than even a reduced sentence would help with.

I thought as much. How much even gets taken off if you do that?

About a quarter, give or take whether or not they like you.

A quarter? Ah. I'll have to be likeable then.

How many years?

For me? I've got ten and a half so that would make a nice dent.