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[tanjoubi]

Incredible! Simply incredible! Crime! Punishment! Death! Rebirth! The cycle of life in this Deadman Wonderland is both primitive and complex. I love it! I am eagerly looking forward to my stay here. It should prove to be most interesting!

But all that aside; my fellow inmates, I have one simple request of you all:

Tell me your dates of birth!

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[amberalert]

Are you kidding me?

[tanjoubi]

Absolutely not!

[trubel]

What's it to you?

[tanjoubi]

Everything! The anniversary of one's birth is a wondrous event. Now tell me! What is your birthday?

[wayoutsidethebox]

Is this a horoscope thing? Gonna tell me I'm a Libra or Gemini?

[tanjoubi]

No, no, no. I just need to know so that your cake can be delivered promptly when the time comes.

[hauntedground]

I'm sorry but...why is it you wish to know?

[tanjoubi]

A birthday is a miraculous day! Who wouldn't wish to know?!

[tanteiotaku]

Whoa... [You're kind of super impressive, dude]

[tanjoubi]

You! Tell me your birthday!

[goodgrace]

Today's actually my un-birthday.

[tanjoubi]

...un-birthday.

[impureheart]

What a coincidence. It's my un-birthday too, Jefferson!

[ Just going to casually back him up. ]

[knaving]

Bloody hell! Yours too?

[impureheart]

If you're asking I trust you'll be providing gifts, darling. January 8th.

[tanjoubi]

Spectacular!

[ That is the sound of his fist hitting a desk, or something like a desk anyway. ]

You will not be disappointed!

[schizophreniac]

I gotta say... I'm kinda liking your brand of crazy.

[tanjoubi]

[ MORE BOISTEROUS LAUGHTER. ]

And you, my fellow jailbird? When did your life begin?

[starcharted]

[ Somehow his brain filtered out everything but the mention of birthdays. ]

May 28th! Why do you ask?

[tanjoubi]

May 28th! A wonderful date! I look forward to baking you a cake.

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[dolosa]

... B, But why would you want to know that?

[tanjoubi]

[ Why does everyone keep asking him that ]

I've taken a healthy interested in my new society.

[404eyesnotfound]

Don't tell me we're actually gonna get birthday parties.

[tanjoubi]

Oh, but you are.

[clickers]

The hell?

[tanjoubi]

You haven't answered the question.

[combatbutler]

Why do you want to know my birthday? It's of no importance really...

[tanjoubi]

On the contrary! Every birthday is of utmost importance. Without exception!

[miraclefighter]

Hoh. Well that's an interesting way to introduce yourself. It's August 25, that is so.

[tanjoubi]

Splendid! And what name should I put down beside that date?

[goldenstrength]

Well, someone is being lively.

[tanjoubi]

What better way to make an introduction?

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[captainapathetic]

Why the fuck does this even matter?