avibusraris: (President {1})
The Birdie Mods ([personal profile] avibusraris) wrote in [community profile] neornithes2014-07-13 09:23 pm

DAY CHANGE

Wakey wakey, inmates.

[ She's a little more awake than she was the last time she did the morning announcements, but she's making one of those morning stretch groans for a couple of seconds. ]

It's 7:01AM on January 8th. The weather seems to be clearing up today, but I was watching the news last night and it said it was supposed to pour in the evening. I don't think you guys can have umbrellas since you can sharpen them into shivs, so wear a hoodie if you go outside later. I put them 65% off.

Oh- say bye, Celie.

[ There's a small chirp, as from some kind of bird, then the announcement goes off. ]
deeplove: (Je peux broyer la viande trop.)

[personal profile] deeplove 2014-07-22 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Both could do damage. Or break one and sharpen it.