DAY CHANGE

[avibusraris]

Wakey wakey, inmates.

[ She's a little more awake than she was the last time she did the morning announcements, but she's making one of those morning stretch groans for a couple of seconds. ]

It's 7:01AM on January 8th. The weather seems to be clearing up today, but I was watching the news last night and it said it was supposed to pour in the evening. I don't think you guys can have umbrellas since you can sharpen them into shivs, so wear a hoodie if you go outside later. I put them 65% off.

Oh- say bye, Celie.

[ There's a small chirp, as from some kind of bird, then the announcement goes off. ]

Comments

[dreiwuensche]

What's a shiv?

[birdinhand]

Give me a break. You're worried about shivs in a prison like this?

[combatbutler]

...I wasn't thinking of that.

Sounds like a thing that would happen in an anime.

[yokubo]

60% off? That's really nice of you, President-san! Thanks!

[shallnotharm]

That's very generous of you. Is that a bird?

[404eyesnotfound]

Oh hey, hoodies are nice. Not bad, not bad.

[ The first cool thing coming from prison management, really. She just got a job so she can afford it and she will happily go buy one now. ]