avibusraris: (President {1})
The Birdie Mods ([personal profile] avibusraris) wrote in [community profile] neornithes2014-07-13 09:23 pm

DAY CHANGE

Wakey wakey, inmates.

[ She's a little more awake than she was the last time she did the morning announcements, but she's making one of those morning stretch groans for a couple of seconds. ]

It's 7:01AM on January 8th. The weather seems to be clearing up today, but I was watching the news last night and it said it was supposed to pour in the evening. I don't think you guys can have umbrellas since you can sharpen them into shivs, so wear a hoodie if you go outside later. I put them 65% off.

Oh- say bye, Celie.

[ There's a small chirp, as from some kind of bird, then the announcement goes off. ]
combatbutler: (✩ {Huh?} Tell me more)

[personal profile] combatbutler 2014-07-14 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
...I wasn't thinking of that.

Sounds like a thing that would happen in an anime.
deeplove: (La cuisse ou la volaille?)

[personal profile] deeplove 2014-07-14 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Umbrella shivs? Maybe. I know one prison had to ban Christmas trees for the same reason though.
combatbutler: (✩ {Blush} Eh?)

[personal profile] combatbutler 2014-07-17 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
Ban Christmas trees?

That's a little excessive, don't you think?

...though I guess branches are sharp?
deeplove: (Tout cela parce que...)

[personal profile] deeplove 2014-07-17 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
The decorations.
combatbutler: (✩ {Facepalm} You did what?)

[personal profile] combatbutler 2014-07-21 10:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oh...

I was thinking the trees, but yeah I guess you can shatter them and throw them at people?
deeplove: (Je peux broyer la viande trop.)

[personal profile] deeplove 2014-07-22 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Both could do damage. Or break one and sharpen it.