1st Riddle: text

[nodice]

Take away all _____'s parts and and it's still unchanged.

[ Is he going to post this entirely without context as his introduction to the prison? Yes, yes, he is. ]

Comments

[text]

[nodice]

Well, what do you think? (￣■￣;)!?

[ He's only ironically emoji-ing back. Surely.... ]

Re: [text]

[yokubo]

(」゜ロ゜)」 I-I don't know!!!

[text]

[nodice]

Are you even thinking or are you just typing out random nonsense to let your fingers moving disguise the fact that your brain won't do the same?

[text]

[yokubo]

Just because I haven't answered yet doesn't mean I won't! I might just have to think about it a while...

[text]

[nodice]

If that's what it takes for you, then suit yourself.
Time, we have enough of here.

[text]

[yokubo]

How long are you here for?

[text]

[nodice]

Two decades but you're gonna have to hurry up a bit or I'll seriously lose interest.

[text]

[yokubo]

I don't think I'll take that long. (；゜Д゜)

[text]

[nodice]

I appreciate that ヾ(@°▽°@)ノ

... just kidding.

[text]

[yokubo]

You're kind of a rude guy, aren't you?

[text]

[nodice]

Well, I don't have it a priority not to be.

[text]

[yokubo]

You're not going to make a lot of friends that way.

[text]

[nodice]

lmao
There's no need to try and please everyone in a world like this.

[text]

[yokubo]

That wasn't what I meant. I'm just saying having friends makes it easier.

[text]

[nodice]

To not have to think for yourself?

[text]

[yokubo]

No!

You're really critical...

[text]

[nodice]

Of course. That's kind of my job.

[text]

[yokubo]

Eh? What do you mean by that?

[text]

[nodice]

Ever heard of a teacher who could grade without being critical? Sheesh.

[text]

[yokubo]

Oh! I guess not.

What did you teach?

[text]

[nodice]

Ethics and some electives that were unique to our school.
I'm also a homeroom teacher... poor girls, I bet they miss their belooooved teacher.

[text]

[yokubo]

Hm? Was it a girls only school?

[text]

[nodice]

Yep.

Re: [text]

[birdinhand]

I like you already.

[text]

[nodice]

I'd say 'I aim to please~'
but that'd be a lie.

Good to see us agree though.