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Okay, this place is officially screwed up. I mean, poison? Is that even legal? Also, this collar is really not my style. Does it come in black?

DAY CHANGE

Sep. 8th, 2014 09:46 am
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Good morning everyone. It's 7:02am on Wednesday the 15th and it's still snowing. Which means it's cold, but I don't think that's really the issue anymore.

You're all probably going to drop dead this morning if you can't afford candy, but I'll help out a little. Let me know what your favorite recipe is, then perform a task that I give you individually. If you can do it, I'll give you a CP boost of 30,000CP.
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Take away all _____'s parts and and it's still unchanged.

[ Is he going to post this entirely without context as his introduction to the prison? Yes, yes, he is. ]

02 | Spark

Aug. 20th, 2014 09:18 pm
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voice post; morning
I don't know how many of you saw, but Tidus and I did a pretty good job of ticking off the Warden I think. I mean, she killed us both during that event since we refused to participate. If the audience is disappointed, then they aren't going to make their money. Sometimes a non-violent protest against violence is hard, but if more people start participating, it won't be easy to ignore.

That's all I wanted to say. I would've said it sooner, but I had a few things to think about.

action; afternoon; cafeteria
[ Later in the day, Yuri had needed to get lunch. It was just that oatmeal slop- she needed to save her money for candy, after all-- especially since she hadn't gotten any from the event, so she only had the 100,000 that everyone had defaulted to. At this rate, she'd be dead before the week was up if she didn't find a way to get enough money before she ran out.

Despite that, she apparently had decided to purchase some poster paper and a calligraphy pen, both of which were sitting next to her as she worked on finishing that gross oatmeal slop. She's got plans, alright. ]


text post; evening
Are we allowed to build things here? Like a treehouse or a shed or a greenhouse?

DAY CHANGE

Aug. 17th, 2014 12:10 am
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Good morning, sleepy heads. [ It's said with a yawn. Apparently this was another one of those days where she didn't actually want to be awake and doing the announcements. Who was really the sleepy head here? ]

It was nice meeting some of you at the event. Sorry that it had to go that way for a lot of you, but at least you got some CP. Which is pretty good for you, considering the news I have today.

Well, let's start with the obvious first. It's 7:14am on Sunday, January 12th, 2024-- no, 2025.

[ The sound pulls back a little. Yes, right in the middle of the announcement. Her chair makes a little creaking noise as she leans back in it in a way that the chair is probably not meant to lean back. ] Bro, did I date those papers wrong yesterday?

Hm? [The Director makes a sound in response to her, then shrugs.] ...You must have. I suppose I can go track them down. [And he simply sighs after that, leaving the room.]

Thaaaaanks. [ She calls out as he leaves the room, then apparently remembers she was on the announcements right now. The chair slams down onto the ground, obviously on all fours again. ] Oh-

Onto the news I was talking about: Due to a recent string of thefts, violence, and other unacceptable behavior between inmates, all of your CP accounts are being reset to make up for the difference. We considered only doing it to those specific people who have committed the crimes, but this should act as a warning and an incentive to stop those around you from committing crimes as well. Your CP accounts will start at 100,000CP plus whatever you won in the last event. So if you managed to win 80,000CP, you will have 180,000CP in your account. I hope you all did well, but everyone will be able to afford at least one candy to start.

[ She pauses for a moments, her fingers lightly tapping on the mic for the announcements as she thinks, creating a light 'pff pff' sound until she speaks up again. ]

Oh, the other thing- all of your candies have been confiscated. The doctor changed the dosage, so all new candies will last 3 days now to encourage further voluntary participation in events. The poison in your collars was temporarily adjusted to use up the antidote more quickly so everyone starts at the same point. Additionally, if for whatever reason you manage to hide one of your old candies, there's an ingredient in the current ones that won't mix well with the old dosage. It'll make you sick enough to wish you were dead. Don't do it if you know what's good for you.

Don't kill the messenger. [ even though some of it was her suggestion, but she'll pretend it wasn't to avoid complaints ] I'm just doing my job, so if you all follow the rules then I don't have to give you bad news. I'll try to answer questions if you have any, but don't be rude.

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