DAY CHANGE

[avibusraris]

[ The announcement is right on time today, but with a much different voice than usual; soft and feminine, with a clear tone. ]

Hello Residents, this is your...Captain speaking. I regret to inform you that there have been some... changes, in the staff. You will soon find out, so I wouldn't bother with trying to find out for yourself! I've heard some of the people around here like to... snoop around.

Today is the 29th of January, a Tuesday. The snow is letting up a bit but unfortunately there is some freezing rain moving in with it. That's dreadful. Hopefully icing on the power lines won't cause another power outage.

To assist some of the residents with their desires for money, we will be having a little trivia game. You will win 2,000cp per each question you get right, up to20,000cp. So ten trivia questions. But if you get three wrong, we'll take money away instead! So do be careful.

[ And the cell doors open up! ]

Comments

[sentimentalpsycho]

Where the hell are you crazy bitches even comin' from at this point?

[avibusraris]

Who are you calling a crazy bitch, you neon-coiffed trash heap?

[sentimentalpsycho]

You! I'm callin' you a crazy bitch! This is goddamn ridiculous!

[avibusraris]

Don't test me. I'll show you crazy. You've already angered me. You don't want to see me more rage.

Now do you want to trivia or not?

[sentimentalpsycho]

Shove your trivia up your ass.

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[androphobian]

A trivia game...? I guess it's not that harmful.

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[avibusraris]

It's only harmful to your bank! Would you like to play, dear?

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[androphobian]

Well, harmful to my bank is probably a lot better than other sorts of harm... so, sure, I guess.

[Can't be any worse than the last time she participated in a trivia game. Let's go.]

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[avibusraris]

Okay, sweetie! Here's your first question.

How many eyes does a bee have?

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[androphobian]

... A bee?

[She's speaking to herself more than anything else, mulling it all in her head.]

I want to say two, but that's probably wrong, so, five, maybe?

[goldscorpion]

Where's Ringleader?

Either way. I'm in for the trivia.

[forgivemeow]

Were you worried for me? Forgive me~ow~! I haven't gone anywhere!

I'll do the trivia with you this time, okay? Captain-san is really busy today!

[goldscorpion]

Hey girl. I was. Glad to know you're well.

And sure. Give me all you got.

[forgivemeow]

Such a charmer~

Question one! Get ready!

True or false: porcupines can float in water.

[goldscorpion]

Is it working?

I would say false.

[grapesandwhine]

How much money will you take away?

[avibusraris]

We take the same amount away. So if you get an answer wrong, we take 2,000cp. Does that make sense, hon?

[grapesandwhine]

Yeah, I get it. All right, then, ask away.

[avibusraris]

Fair enough, darling!

In Medieval France, women who committed adultery had to chase *what* through town naked?

[grapesandwhine]

Er... I have no clue. Is this the average level of difficulty for these questions?

[yoursecret]

How much will you take away? 2,000?

[avibusraris]

Correct!

[yoursecret]

I'll try one question then.

[avibusraris]

Okay then!

How much does the earth weigh?

[yoursecret]

[ ... putting face in hands. ] A-a lot?