avibusraris: (Captain {1})
The Birdie Mods ([personal profile] avibusraris) wrote in [community profile] neornithes2015-01-03 09:46 pm

DAY CHANGE

[ The announcement is right on time today, but with a much different voice than usual; soft and feminine, with a clear tone. ]

Hello Residents, this is your...Captain speaking. I regret to inform you that there have been some... changes, in the staff. You will soon find out, so I wouldn't bother with trying to find out for yourself! I've heard some of the people around here like to... snoop around.

Today is the 29th of January, a Tuesday. The snow is letting up a bit but unfortunately there is some freezing rain moving in with it. That's dreadful. Hopefully icing on the power lines won't cause another power outage.

To assist some of the residents with their desires for money, we will be having a little trivia game. You will win 2,000cp per each question you get right, up to20,000cp. So ten trivia questions. But if you get three wrong, we'll take money away instead! So do be careful.

[ And the cell doors open up! ]
sentimentalpsycho: (Default)

[personal profile] sentimentalpsycho 2015-01-04 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
You! I'm callin' you a crazy bitch! This is goddamn ridiculous!
sentimentalpsycho: (Default)

[personal profile] sentimentalpsycho 2015-01-04 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Shove your trivia up your ass.
sentimentalpsycho: (Default)

[personal profile] sentimentalpsycho 2015-01-04 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Listen lady, that sounds like your kink not mine.