neornithes

Rise and shine, rise and shine, little birdies!

Happy Monday to all! The best day of the week, am I right? Ahaha! Today's the 9th, and it's actually pretty damn nice outside! Lucky you!

I gotta tell you guys... I should be keepin' my mouth shut, but some serious stuff is gonna go down tomorrow. Ya better get yourselves ready for the worst! Or the best -- who knows with these broads runnin' the place. Makes a man miss his Warden, hahaha!

That's about it, kiddies. Don't forget to get your discount hand sanitizer, 75% off!

Irving out!

avibusraris

[ The announcement is right on time today, but with a much different voice than usual; soft and feminine, with a clear tone. ]

Hello Residents, this is your...Captain speaking. I regret to inform you that there have been some... changes, in the staff. You will soon find out, so I wouldn't bother with trying to find out for yourself! I've heard some of the people around here like to... snoop around.

Today is the 29th of January, a Tuesday. The snow is letting up a bit but unfortunately there is some freezing rain moving in with it. That's dreadful. Hopefully icing on the power lines won't cause another power outage.

To assist some of the residents with their desires for money, we will be having a little trivia game. You will win 2,000cp per each question you get right, up to20,000cp. So ten trivia questions. But if you get three wrong, we'll take money away instead! So do be careful.

[ And the cell doors open up! ]

avibusraris

[ The intercom switches on a bit early, and an unfamiliar, excessively cheery voice echoes through out the prison. ]

Good morning everyone! I hope you slept well, because today is super exciting. Why? Because I'm here, of course! I'm called The Ringleader, but once we're all friends I might tell you my real name~ Unlike the rest of my family, I don't mind sharing! I'm really happy to be here, so I hope you'll accept me.

Today is Sunday, the 27th of January! Director-san was right about the blizzard. It's still really snowy out, but maybe we can make snow angels soon. How cute~

Okay, that's all for today. Bye bye! Kiss kiss!

avibusraris

Aaaand good morning to all my little ducklings! Today is a fantastic Thursday, the 24th in fact, and I'm sure you're all gonna be lookin' forward to the weekend. Why's that, you might ask? Cause our good friends in staff are puttin' together a good time for all of you! Get ready to press your luck, kiddos! No Whammies! Hahahaha!

And before my final adieu, allow me to proudly announce that spice racks are gonna be 30% off til Monday! Time for all you chefs in training to get the kitchen starter tool of your dream!

See ya around, lovelies! Irving out!

goldscorpion

[Not wanting to share his identity, the Driver sends out a voice mail, rather than a video to introduce himself. He finds it better this way.]

Hello.
I'm here for good reason. I won't lie. I got what I deserved.
I drive. And it's all I'll ever do. And if there's a job where I can drive for you people, I can.

Bye.

[There's a click before the voice mail ends, as if he's hanging up a landline phone.]

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