neornithes | Grand opening!

[As soon as it's 7:00 am, there is a loud beep that echoes through the corridors of the prison. It's time for an announcement as the intercom comes on.]

Good morning my wonderful criminals, how are you all feeling? Don't worry, I can assure you that dizzy spell will wear off as soon as you get up and stretch those legs of yours. Be careful of your collar as well, as you might have guessed it has all sorts of functions! Also, today is December 8th, Sunday, and it's currently 7 am.

Now, it would be in your best interest to read your manuals that we've given you, just so you can get nice and settled in.

I'm afraid it's a little cold outside, if you have time to check the courtyards then you'll most likely feel that winter's breeze on your rosy little cheeks! Do be careful, I don't want any of you getting frostbite on your first day, that would be tragic.

Since it's the grand opening for you new comers, we are currently holding a small party in the cafeteria! Grab your soon-to-be-friends and head on down. We have tables set up and food as well!

Thank you and have a wonderful day!

[With that being said, the doors to the cells now slide open, allowing the inmates to leave their rooms.

In the cafeteria majority of the tables have been cleared away, and the ones that remain have red tablecloths on them, nice and fancy! The spread consists of luxurious food, even sweets of all kinds. Since it's December, it seems that the warden is in a rather giving mood, aren't you all lucky! ]

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[ Loki rolled his eyes. Watching this guy trying to simply function was possibly the most pathetic display he had ever seen. Listening to the drivel that spilled out of his mouth was equally awful. ]

Do you make a habit of stumbling about like a drunken giraffe?

[ He crossed his arms and shifted his weight, not interested in moving from where he was standing. Clearly, he would have to start the important conversations on his own. ]

I don't intend on leaving until I know who you are. You strike me as a very non-compliant man, so I'll offer you a deal: ask me anything and I'll answer honestly if you do the same in return.

[ As honestly as he felt like, anyway. ]

[Steve huffed. The greasy-haired bastard was grating him. He would have to be here ten years? Bullshit.]

My "earth" name is Steve, but I'm Castiel.

[He stopped, realising that nobody would believe him. Of course.. not even the doctors did. They insisted he was "sick," that he needed to be "medicated..."]

And fine. I already asked you one. Answer it.

[ Loki smirked, interlocking his hands behind his back. He could easily have spent the rest of his day fathoming what an earth name was. Did this man -- Castiel, as he seemed to prefer -- believe he was some sort of being apart from humanity? Perhaps he would ask him, but not yet.

As for Steve's choice in a question, it only made the corners of his lips creep even further up his face. It appeared that the mystery man was a bit dull, even for all of his engima. ]

A name does not tell me who you are.

Edited 2013-12-11 05:51 (UTC)

Umm. I'm pretty sure on earth that's how they reply to who are you.
Anyway, I don't want you knowing. I can't trust you.

[He pouted, climbing back into his top bunk and covering his face. He wanted these ten years to be over, and quick.]

Wake me up when it's lunch time.

Edited 2013-12-12 04:54 (UTC)

And yet you've already made it quite clear that you aren't quite from earth, are you?

[ Loki's smile merely turned to a grin as Steve made an attempt to escape the conversation. It was a futile effort, though amusing to watch nonetheless.

Of course, it would have been too simple for Loki to politely knock on the bed frame or some other such thing to grab his attention again. Instead, he returned to his own bed just long enough for Steve to fall back into the lull of sleep.

And then he banged the bunk from underneath with his feet.

He crossed his arms and waited as he laid comfortably, delighted in the knowledge that Steve would be undeniably furious. ]

[Steve buried his head under the covers, trying his hardest to fake sleep. Loki was insessant, kicking at him as hard as he could.
He wanted to go down there and knock him upside the head, but then who knew what he'd do. Clearing his throat, he mumbled.]

Please stop. I don't even want to be alive nonetheless awake.

[Maybe that would've helped a little.]

[ Again, Loki rolled his eyes. There was so much melodrama coating Steve's words that it was practically dripping off of them. ]

For someone with such conviction, you seem awfully eager to die.

[ It didn't help at all. ]

[Steve only ignored Loki now, he didn't want to deal with him anymore. He would probably ask the office if he could swap roommates later, because he had a feeling this was going to be hell.
Or maybe if he was lucky, the asshole would be out in a few years.
Uncovering his head, he decided to mine for some information...]

How long are you here for, bud.

Ah-ah. Have you forgotten the rules of our game already? You haven't even properly answered my first question yet.

[ Just playing mind games with this sack of bricks was enough entertainment to last him for at least half of his life sentence. Of course, Steve would come to know of that only if he learned to play along. ]

I'm done playing games, son of a female dog.

[He wanted lunch. And he wanted to eat very far away from te greasy-haired asshole.
He couldn't believe he landed himself here. He had thoguht he committed the perfect crime...
His eyes drifted closed, then popped back open. Climbing down the stairs, he pointed at Loki.]

You. Top bunk. I want to sleep undisturbed.

Done? We haven't even started yet.

[ Loki could only sigh to himself as Steve grew silent. It seemed he was somewhat of a hard case to crack. This didn't mean Loki was going to give up, of course. If he wanted something, he would get it.

He shifted his position to retrieve the Deadmand Wonderland manual from below his pillow before making himself comfortable again. Opening it up to page one, he began reading it for the second time in as many hours. Out loud.

As he had half expected, Steve was quick to come down and threaten him. What an absolute charmer. ]

Oh, hello again. Back so soon? You know, it isn't polite to be so demanding. This is my bunk, after all. I don't have any plans of giving it up, I'm afraid.

Just move.

[Grumbling, Steve shoved Loki out of the way; at least enough so he could score a place in the corner of the bed. But he was sure Loki would bother him sooner or later, so he decided it best grab some rest when he could.]

[ Before Loki could respond, Steve had already shoved him across the bed and made himself a place to lay at the bottom. Loki stared at him for a moment, his eyes narrowing. There had to be something wrong in his head.

Shrugging to himself, Loki placed his feet on Steve's back and used his body as a footrest. He turned a page in the manual and continued reading aloud, taking extra care to speak loudly enough to be a disturbance. ]

[Well, it was better than him kicking him. But his voice was loud and seemed to carry through the cell. Awful.
He figured he could deal with it for a while. Or at least give the appearance of putting up with it...[

[ The longer Loki was in his company, the more he began to realize that Steve was somewhat of an enigma. One moment he was passive and apathetic, the next angry and quite nearly violent. It was unquestionable that he possessed some type of personality disorder.

His idle expression masking his deeper thoughts, Loki continued to read, placing unneeded emphasis on random words and phrases in hopes of driving Steve into at least a retreat if not compliance. ]

[Still, the asshole continued. He was going to grow tired of this soon, right?
He burrowed deeper into the bed, covering one side of his face with the man's pillow and the other by shoving his ear into the mattress. It seemed to drown the noise out for now, and before long he fell into a light sleep.]

Grand opening!

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