avibusraris: (Warden {1})
The Birdie Mods ([personal profile] avibusraris) wrote in [community profile] neornithes2013-12-08 12:12 am

Grand opening!

[As soon as it's 7:00 am, there is a loud beep that echoes through the corridors of the prison. It's time for an announcement as the intercom comes on.]

Good morning my wonderful criminals, how are you all feeling? Don't worry, I can assure you that dizzy spell will wear off as soon as you get up and stretch those legs of yours. Be careful of your collar as well, as you might have guessed it has all sorts of functions! Also, today is December 8th, Sunday, and it's currently 7 am.

Now, it would be in your best interest to read your manuals that we've given you, just so you can get nice and settled in.

I'm afraid it's a little cold outside, if you have time to check the courtyards then you'll most likely feel that winter's breeze on your rosy little cheeks! Do be careful, I don't want any of you getting frostbite on your first day, that would be tragic.

Since it's the grand opening for you new comers, we are currently holding a small party in the cafeteria! Grab your soon-to-be-friends and head on down. We have tables set up and food as well!

Thank you and have a wonderful day!

[With that being said, the doors to the cells now slide open, allowing the inmates to leave their rooms.

In the cafeteria majority of the tables have been cleared away, and the ones that remain have red tablecloths on them, nice and fancy! The spread consists of luxurious food, even sweets of all kinds. Since it's December, it seems that the warden is in a rather giving mood, aren't you all lucky! ]
amberalert: (you're shitting me right now)

[personal profile] amberalert 2014-01-11 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
So you would get messy?

Is that all? Isn't that what a will is for?
impureheart: (Called it.)

[personal profile] impureheart 2014-01-13 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Of course.

Who ever said I meant death? Say someone without a penny to her name married someone very, very rich. That woman wouldn't have any right to what he owned unless they were wedded.
amberalert: (omg no waay)

[personal profile] amberalert 2014-01-13 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Good.

But I thought, in that instance, one usually just divorces and now has her own riches.
impureheart: (Don't underestimate me bitch.)

[personal profile] impureheart 2014-01-13 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
All the more reason to disperse any motives for murder, wouldn't you say?

[ Of course, she is the type of person who always wants more than she has. ]
amberalert: (blow my whistle baby)

[personal profile] amberalert 2014-01-13 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
I'll agree there. You're probably better off not murdering him.
impureheart: (Called it.)

[personal profile] impureheart 2014-01-14 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
If only the authorities could be convinced of as much.