Grand opening!

[avibusraris]

[As soon as it's 7:00 am, there is a loud beep that echoes through the corridors of the prison. It's time for an announcement as the intercom comes on.]

Good morning my wonderful criminals, how are you all feeling? Don't worry, I can assure you that dizzy spell will wear off as soon as you get up and stretch those legs of yours. Be careful of your collar as well, as you might have guessed it has all sorts of functions! Also, today is December 8th, Sunday, and it's currently 7 am.

Now, it would be in your best interest to read your manuals that we've given you, just so you can get nice and settled in.

I'm afraid it's a little cold outside, if you have time to check the courtyards then you'll most likely feel that winter's breeze on your rosy little cheeks! Do be careful, I don't want any of you getting frostbite on your first day, that would be tragic.

Since it's the grand opening for you new comers, we are currently holding a small party in the cafeteria! Grab your soon-to-be-friends and head on down. We have tables set up and food as well!

Thank you and have a wonderful day!

[With that being said, the doors to the cells now slide open, allowing the inmates to leave their rooms.

In the cafeteria majority of the tables have been cleared away, and the ones that remain have red tablecloths on them, nice and fancy! The spread consists of luxurious food, even sweets of all kinds. Since it's December, it seems that the warden is in a rather giving mood, aren't you all lucky! ]

Comments

[sevenseconds]

[hey, at least there's food.

as xiaoyu makes her way over to the tables, she spots a girl looking rather thoughtful by the food.]

Um.... are you... praying?

[ambivalentpaws]

What--nah. I'm just surprised, is all!

[wow this girl is cute. a little older than Kanbaru normally goes for--wait no. focus. this is prison.]

It's like a feast, isn't it?

[sevenseconds]

[xiaoyu is married to a panda, ok.]

I guess so... I think it's still a little weird to do this at a prison.

[ambivalentpaws]

[if this wasn't au, kanbaru would have part of a devil attached to her arm. that's furry like a monkey. that's kind of like a panda, right?]

It is, I guess but! I never think well with an empty stomach. I get this feeling we're going to have to be in top shape to survive here.

[sevenseconds]

What if it's like- poisoned or something?

[can never be too careful.]

[ambivalentpaws]

Then the Warden would have a big problem on their hands.

[a prison full of dead bodies would be bad for business.]

[sevenseconds]

[...she blinks.]

Whoa, I guess you're right when you put it like that! Alright, I won't have to hold back now!

[ambivalentpaws]

[she's really not normally that smart. she just wants an excuse to dig in.]

Now, for some food!

[sevenseconds]

[xiaoyu is just filling up her plate now!]

I'm Ling Xiaoyu by the way.

[ambivalentpaws]

Kanbaru Suruga. [just going to be piling on the foodstuffs now.]

[sevenseconds]

Kanbaru, okay!

[..she kinda wants to ask but... maybe she shouldn't. buuut...]

What are you in for? [yup.]

[ambivalentpaws]

[oh. that's not something she was expecting even though she probably should have. there's a very distinct pause. should she say? if she wasn't in prison she'd just say some dirty joke but..]

I was in an argument and I lost my temper.

[sevenseconds]

[oh. well, that's alright! she was curious if murder was involved, but maybe something similar that she went through happened to kanbaru?]

I got caught breaking and entering? [she laughs a little. there were far more complications but that's a good enough answer.]

[ambivalentpaws]

[it wasn't murder but... well. kanbaru's not exactly going to go on about what happened.]

Yeah? [she pauses for a moment.] Kinda wish you were my roommate rather than Queen-chan.

[sevenseconds]

Queen-chan?!

[she gives kanbaru a weird look at that. she's just trying to understand just what she means by that.]

Eeh... who is she?

[ambivalentpaws]

Some older woman who's my roommate. She just makes everyone call her Queen from what I know of her.

[oh oops... did she say queen-chan?]

It's kind of ridiculous...

[sevenseconds]

[...the queen. that's kind of... uh.. weird.]

Just don't bow down to her and I think it'll be fine.

[ambivalentpaws]

'course I won't.

[she waves her hand as if to wave it off]

It's like something out of a novel.

[sevenseconds]

That's so freaky.... people are actually like that and they're here with us. Yikes.

[ambivalentpaws]

It really is, isn't it?