avibusraris: (Warden {1})
The Birdie Mods ([personal profile] avibusraris) wrote in [community profile] neornithes2013-12-08 12:12 am

Grand opening!

[As soon as it's 7:00 am, there is a loud beep that echoes through the corridors of the prison. It's time for an announcement as the intercom comes on.]

Good morning my wonderful criminals, how are you all feeling? Don't worry, I can assure you that dizzy spell will wear off as soon as you get up and stretch those legs of yours. Be careful of your collar as well, as you might have guessed it has all sorts of functions! Also, today is December 8th, Sunday, and it's currently 7 am.

Now, it would be in your best interest to read your manuals that we've given you, just so you can get nice and settled in.

I'm afraid it's a little cold outside, if you have time to check the courtyards then you'll most likely feel that winter's breeze on your rosy little cheeks! Do be careful, I don't want any of you getting frostbite on your first day, that would be tragic.

Since it's the grand opening for you new comers, we are currently holding a small party in the cafeteria! Grab your soon-to-be-friends and head on down. We have tables set up and food as well!

Thank you and have a wonderful day!

[With that being said, the doors to the cells now slide open, allowing the inmates to leave their rooms.

In the cafeteria majority of the tables have been cleared away, and the ones that remain have red tablecloths on them, nice and fancy! The spread consists of luxurious food, even sweets of all kinds. Since it's December, it seems that the warden is in a rather giving mood, aren't you all lucky! ]
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[personal profile] moonsets 2013-12-15 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I don't know about you, but I'm gonna take every opportunity I can to at least make it not the very worst it could be.

[ He knows he can't avoid a lot of stuff here. Them being used as entertainment.. yeah, he won't be able to avoid that either and he knows it. But he can at least try avoiding obnoxious people. Hopefully. ]
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[personal profile] magatama_no_amaterasu 2013-12-19 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
I think the only way to make it the absolute worse - aside from dying in here - is to not even try at the performances.
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[personal profile] moonsets 2013-12-21 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ .. groan. ]

Like those aren't going to be a pain even if you participate. But like you said, not like there's much of a choice there.