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It's been made clear that I'm not the only one who enjoys a good game here. Tell me, darlings, what sorts of games do you play best?

[ What sorts of games she's even talking about is questionable. Political games? Board games? Video games? She won't specify but she will take all answers. After all, it's good to find out just what sorts of things people are up to.

What sorts of games she prefers are clearly the ones she wins, if the fact that she's dressed in a bathing suit and appears to be leaning over the edge of a.. jacuzzi... with a glass of wine set next to it... has anything to say about that... ]

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I'm good at many things. [ She's not talking with you about that kid. ]

I have two very loyal servants who I'm sure wouldn't mind getting arrested for me if I can arrange things properly.

Mm. [ single eyebrow going up and looking around with a smile. someone change the topic. he could keep going. ] ...Though I guess if you got paid upfront that really wouldn't prove anything about skill there. Just your negotiation skills.

Really! You sure they wouldn't stab you in the back with enough sway? Servants do that sometimes.

Negotiation skills are the only things you need to know about, Peter. [ Fucking stop. We're changing the subject. ]

Those two don't have enough brains between the two of them to come up with a decent plan to stab me in the back.

You're right. I want no part of that. [ holding his hands up. Okay. subject changed. ]

Someone else could puppet them though.

No one else would have reason to anymore. As far as they're concerned I've taken up residence in a new castle they don't know they need to be wary of.

They sound like complete fools.

[ Her eyes widen a bit like she's trying to think of any type of argument, but she gives up after like .2 seconds ]

Yes, that's true. They are already well-trained though.

[ And they don't complain about getting abused. ]

Well, whatever the queen wishes. If she wants her trained monkeys then she gets them.

[ They've already had the discussion on what Peter thinks about fools. ]

Even trained monkeys have their uses.

[ At the very least one of them is absolutely loyal, even when it comes to his own brother. ]

Yes but they eventually all want to fling things around and ruin everyone's day.

Yes well, that's where their other use comes in and they get a good smacking.

Your tolerance levels are admirable.

And yet growing thinner and thinner the longer I'm here.

Aren't all of ours?

Who can say? There is some entertainment to be had.

Enough to keep from losing our heads with boredom.

Or just plain losing our heads if the wrong person gets too bored.

[ Ana, you're the one who cuts peoples' heads off. ]

Don't go mad in Wonderland now.

[ OFF WITH THEIR HEADS. He endorses this idea. ]

Not until I can sway the guards to my side.

Are you going to use your special skills to do that? They don't seem easily impressed.

Though I did make one cry...

[ Peter your head is going to be the first one she goes after. ]

If you can make them cry I should not need to bring any talents I may or may not have out at all.

[ don't be so sensitive ]

I'm not quite sure you'd have the same effect but if you would like me to provoke waterworks all I have to do is mention their sons.

[ She's getting harassed about sex by a teenage boy who she does consider to be something of a threat, alright!! ]

You do have your charms, darling.

[ wow not a threat? rude. ]

I try.

[ Not right now, but he could be. He's capable of it anyway, esp. since he figured it out. ]

I may take you up on that sometime.

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