DAY CHANGE

[avibusraris]

[it's 7:00 AM when the intercom beeps, a crackling sound first being heard before anything else. there is the slight sound of animals in the background, several different kinds- actually. chirping, meowing, barking, even monkey noises.

just what was-]

Hello everyone~! It's December 16th, and it's bright and early as usual!

My my, the next couple of days are going to be oh so rough, I can just tell. You see, Second got the bright idea that animal therapy would do everyone good here. In other words.... we just had a shipment of animals.

[the warden giggles.] They range from domestic to simply exotic, so if you see a wild tiger roaming the halls, don't get too close~. If you think you can tame the beasts, then be my guest.

Good luck~!

[and the cell doors open, allowing the inmates to leave their cells. of course, when they leave they'll be met with all sorts of animals. if an inmate wishes to keep one, they're more than welcome to as well!]

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[inextricabilis]

Oh.. animals? I'm excited! I don't know what to pick.

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[avibusraris]

Maybe they'll find you~

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[inextricabilis]

Good idea. If they pick me it means it will be a good choice.

[avibusraris]

Exactly.

[tallyhope]

You mean youve brought in innocent creatures for you to torment!

[avibusraris]

Of course not. They're here for the inmates, none of my staff will touch them.

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[amberalert]

Is there a penalty if they die?

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[avibusraris]

Deadman Wonderland is not responsible for the safety of these animals. They're here for the inmates.

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[amberalert]

Okay.
Thank you, mother. :)

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[avibusraris]

But of course, my son~

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[amberalert]

Do you have any recommendations for animals? Which one is your favorite?

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[avibusraris]

I've always liked rabbits and foxes the most.

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[amberalert]

Are you going to keep a pet?

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[avibusraris]

Goodness no! They're for you inmates.

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[amberalert]

How generous of you. But you really don't want one?

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[avibusraris]

No, they're simply not my cup of tea.

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[amberalert]

But you keep us. It's the same concept.

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[avibusraris]

Do you really think I see you as that?

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[amberalert]

Yes.

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[dolosa]

... H, how long will these animals be here?

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[avibusraris]

For the day, I believe.

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[dolosa]

Oh...

[She takes a deep, deep breath.]

I see. You're really nice for doing this.

voice; pretend this was voice the whole time, sob

[avibusraris]

Don't thank me, thank Second~

video forever then

[dolosa]

...Oh!

[Rei’s eyes widen in surprise again, looking as if she were taken aback as she gasps.]

But you were the one who made it happen, right? It was nice for Second-san to suggest it, but you’re the one who makes things become really amazing.

[avibusraris]

Of course I made it happen my dear~, and why thank you! You're so sweet, #7881

[dolosa]

Well, of course! It... would be rude to be mean to the warden, right?

[avibusraris]

It would be, but I would forgive rudeness.

[dolosa]

Really? Why is that?

[avibusraris]

Because I love you all~

[combatbutler]

Wow... Well that's really nice of you. I'll just move away from the exotic animals, yep.

[avibusraris]

They might bite, but they're fun!

[combatbutler]

Nothing like bandages to help with the bites right?

[avibusraris]

The doctor is always free.

[video]

[knaving]

[ Will really doesn't know what to say to this load of bull so just have another ACCIDENTAL VIDEO of him staring and squinting REALLY HARD. ]





[ Get it. Load of bull. Ey? Ey?! ]

[forever voice]

[avibusraris]

#0666, what's the matter?

[forever text i'm not talking to you crazy woman]

[knaving]

[ Shit. He'd turned the bloody video function on again. He quickly shut it off and shifted to texting instead. He really didn't want to talk to this woman, but if he just ignored her he'd come off as weak. Not a good idea. ]

Just admirin' your collection of ravenous beasts.

[avibusraris]

Oh my, you think a bunny is a beast? How sad.

[knaving]

You've never met an angry bunny.

[avibusraris]

And you have?

[knaving]

Yes.

[avibusraris]

How scary that must have been.