avibusraris: (Warden {1})
The Birdie Mods ([personal profile] avibusraris) wrote in [community profile] neornithes2014-02-02 08:41 pm

DAY CHANGE

[it's 7:00 AM when the intercom beeps, a crackling sound first being heard before anything else. there is the slight sound of animals in the background, several different kinds- actually. chirping, meowing, barking, even monkey noises.

just what was-]


Hello everyone~! It's December 16th, and it's bright and early as usual!

My my, the next couple of days are going to be oh so rough, I can just tell. You see, Second got the bright idea that animal therapy would do everyone good here. In other words.... we just had a shipment of animals.

[the warden giggles.] They range from domestic to simply exotic, so if you see a wild tiger roaming the halls, don't get too close~. If you think you can tame the beasts, then be my guest.

Good luck~!

[and the cell doors open, allowing the inmates to leave their cells. of course, when they leave they'll be met with all sorts of animals. if an inmate wishes to keep one, they're more than welcome to as well!]
knaving: (ur toast)

[video]

[personal profile] knaving 2014-02-03 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Will really doesn't know what to say to this load of bull so just have another ACCIDENTAL VIDEO of him staring and squinting REALLY HARD. ]





[ Get it. Load of bull. Ey? Ey?! ]
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[forever text i'm not talking to you crazy woman]

[personal profile] knaving 2014-02-05 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ Shit. He'd turned the bloody video function on again. He quickly shut it off and shifted to texting instead. He really didn't want to talk to this woman, but if he just ignored her he'd come off as weak. Not a good idea. ]

Just admirin' your collection of ravenous beasts.
Edited 2014-02-05 02:03 (UTC)
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[personal profile] knaving 2014-02-06 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
You've never met an angry bunny.