Case 1: Introduction of H

[tanteiotaku]

Greetings, Deadman Wonderland. I am Shotaro Hidari, Private Investigator. I know, prison is not the place one would expect to find a detective, but that's just the hard-boiled way I work.

Listen, if you ever need any help, the Hidari Detective Agency is here for you. From finding precious lost items, to protection, and anything in between. For a fee, of course.

The best way to contact me is to leave a note in the box with 'Hidari Detective Agency' written on it. Give me the basic details and a place to find you and I'll be there. I haven't been able to buy my own device for this network yet.

I look forward to showing all of you true hard-boiled investigation.

Until next time....

Comments

video;

[dolosa]

What kind of fee...?

[ Rei, sitting in her usual wheelchair is actually quite curious about all of this, after all. ]

Re: video;

[tanteiotaku]

[Oh no you're adorable.]

I'm a flexible kind of guy. I'll take CP, candy, or even a pretty girl's grateful smile.

[That's not hard-boiled, Shotaro]

video;

[dolosa]

Really?

[ Rei's eyes widen in surprise. She didn't know detectives took that sort of thing as payment... ]

.. Ah, actually, I was wondering what kind of protection you could provide, since this place is really dangerous.

voice;

[dramaticals]

Odd. A detective in prison.

[ ha ha...]

And are you so sure you'll be able to protect?

Re: voice;

[tanteiotaku]

The circumstances are a little complicated.

If that's what is needed, then I'll do whatever it takes!

[dramaticals]

And just how strong are you?

[wayoutsidethebox]

That's one way to make money but I think you'll get a lot of "prove me innocent" requests.

[tanteiotaku]

Ah, that's true. I'd have limited resources, but I'll do my best!

[wayoutsidethebox]

Better or worse than cheating husbands?

[notmynature]

Detective, huh? That's pretty cool. I've read some mystery books. Never met a real one, though.

[tanteiotaku]

You're a kid with good taste in books. And I am 100% the real thing.

[notmynature]

[she chuckles.] Awesome. I never got why they went around in coats and hats. For being undercover, that pretty much sucked.

[ video ]

[darkerearth]

[ he's a good guy! is just screaming at Terra, so he finally speaks ]

I'd like to help you here anyway that I can. You seem like you're wanting to help others here and I can appreciate that.

Re: [ video ]

[tanteiotaku]

That's a detective's job, after all. I can't stand anything that makes the city cry.

[Aside, to himself]... That doesn't really work here though...

[ video ]

[darkerearth]

...What doesn't work?

[text]

[vaframenti]

The way you work? Are you implying that you're here because you want to be?

Re: [text]

[tanteiotaku]

--Well, no. [Okay that came out wrong.]

I mean, sometimes trespassing is necessary for gathering intel.

[text]

[vaframenti]

For being so hard-boiled you're not the best at cover stories.

text;

[unhappy]

You might have trouble getting cases if you're charging CP.

[tanteiotaku]

I can take lots of different kinds of payment. With some cases, just knowing the client is smiling is enough.

text;

[unhappy]

[ That sounds really suspicious to her, and she and Sherlock help the NYPD free of charge. ]

I guess you haven't worked on cases that would've helped put anyone in prison, since you seem comfortable openly admitting to being a detective.

My partner and I consulted for the NYPD before we were arrested.

[starcharted]

Shotaro Hidari, Private Investigator? Oh, that's definitely cool. Very catchy. If I ever need a Private Eye you'll be the first on my list.

[tanteiotaku]

Thank you very much, Mr.... Oh sorry. I didn't catch your name.

[traces]

Oh my, a real hard-boiled detective? It's like something out of an old movie. How exciting!

[tanteiotaku]

[So cute!!!]

In the flesh! I'm glad a pretty girl like you has such great taste.