Grand opening!

[avibusraris]

[As soon as it's 7:00 am, there is a loud beep that echoes through the corridors of the prison. It's time for an announcement as the intercom comes on.]

Good morning my wonderful criminals, how are you all feeling? Don't worry, I can assure you that dizzy spell will wear off as soon as you get up and stretch those legs of yours. Be careful of your collar as well, as you might have guessed it has all sorts of functions! Also, today is December 8th, Sunday, and it's currently 7 am.

Now, it would be in your best interest to read your manuals that we've given you, just so you can get nice and settled in.

I'm afraid it's a little cold outside, if you have time to check the courtyards then you'll most likely feel that winter's breeze on your rosy little cheeks! Do be careful, I don't want any of you getting frostbite on your first day, that would be tragic.

Since it's the grand opening for you new comers, we are currently holding a small party in the cafeteria! Grab your soon-to-be-friends and head on down. We have tables set up and food as well!

Thank you and have a wonderful day!

[With that being said, the doors to the cells now slide open, allowing the inmates to leave their rooms.

In the cafeteria majority of the tables have been cleared away, and the ones that remain have red tablecloths on them, nice and fancy! The spread consists of luxurious food, even sweets of all kinds. Since it's December, it seems that the warden is in a rather giving mood, aren't you all lucky! ]

Comments

your boss actually told you to check your email?? ahahaha

[amberalert]

Well, a lady would be neat about it regardless of reputation.

It's a weakness, of course. The entire idea of marriage seems contradictory though if everyone keeps doing it for status.

YEP. So I was like o ok goes to tag jackie

[impureheart]

And a Queen can do as she pleases. There's a reason no one calls me the Red Lady. [ Don't tell her what she can't do if she's a lady Pan she'll slap you. ]

[ Anastasia doesn't know that she'd call it a weakness completely, but it can certainly get in the way of things. ] Nothing is a weakness if you don't let it hold you back. The idea of marriage is to make sure finances don't just disappear into thin air should something happen to one of the partnership.

[amberalert]

So you would get messy?

Is that all? Isn't that what a will is for?

[impureheart]

Of course.

Who ever said I meant death? Say someone without a penny to her name married someone very, very rich. That woman wouldn't have any right to what he owned unless they were wedded.

[amberalert]

Good.

But I thought, in that instance, one usually just divorces and now has her own riches.

[impureheart]

All the more reason to disperse any motives for murder, wouldn't you say?

[ Of course, she is the type of person who always wants more than she has. ]

[amberalert]

I'll agree there. You're probably better off not murdering him.

[impureheart]

If only the authorities could be convinced of as much.