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avibusraris[ At 7:00 AM sharp, an unpleasant beeping sound resonates through Deadman Wonderland, just as it had the day before. Speakers crackle to life, and a man’s voice can be heard. ]
Hello ladies and gentlemen, and a happy Monday morning to all of my favorite jail birds! The day is December 9th, and we’re clockin’ in at seven in the AM. Here’s to hopin’ none of youse party animals stayed up too late last night! There’s a nasty blizzard closin’ in on us today, so I’m afraid there won’t be any more celebrations.
Friends, I want to speak to youse all on a personal level. I’ve had my eyes keen on the communication lines and I just so happened to notice that not a single one of ya have made any darn effort. Don’t the lot of you want to make any friends?
It’s a good thing your old uncle Irving is here, cause I’ve pulled a few strings and put the personal network devices on sale for 100% off! Pretty generous of me, right? Call it the Christmas spirit, hahaha!
And that, folks, is it for the announcements today. Don’t forget to read your manuals, cause I know some of ya ain’t done it yet! Have a fantastic day!
[ The cell doors slide open, allowing the inmates to come and go as they wish. ]
Hello ladies and gentlemen, and a happy Monday morning to all of my favorite jail birds! The day is December 9th, and we’re clockin’ in at seven in the AM. Here’s to hopin’ none of youse party animals stayed up too late last night! There’s a nasty blizzard closin’ in on us today, so I’m afraid there won’t be any more celebrations.
Friends, I want to speak to youse all on a personal level. I’ve had my eyes keen on the communication lines and I just so happened to notice that not a single one of ya have made any darn effort. Don’t the lot of you want to make any friends?
It’s a good thing your old uncle Irving is here, cause I’ve pulled a few strings and put the personal network devices on sale for 100% off! Pretty generous of me, right? Call it the Christmas spirit, hahaha!
And that, folks, is it for the announcements today. Don’t forget to read your manuals, cause I know some of ya ain’t done it yet! Have a fantastic day!
[ The cell doors slide open, allowing the inmates to come and go as they wish. ]