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So.

Prison.

Can't say I didn't see it coming. A little disappointing, honestly, but we'll work with it. It's gonna take more than a few cell bars to keep me down and out. Name's Captain Jack Harkness for those who want to know, but Jack'll do in a pinch. I'm not exactly used to prisons where you get to introduce yourself so forgive me in advance if my charm isn't at full capacity.

By the way. Question. When I got here they made sure to give me some pamphlet but I may or may not have balled it up and chucked it at one of the guards. Got in trouble for it but it felt pretty damn good at the time. Here's the thing though: I'm starting to wonder if it was something important. Tell me it wasn't. Please.

P.S: I'm looking for a Sherlock Holmes. Anyone know him?

P.P.S: Are there any hot people here?