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[combatbutler]

I wanted to take care of a cat or a dog, but I didn't expect a tiger to be occupying my bed. Anyone lose a pet Tiger? I'd appreciate it if you'd take it back with you. 

[ The youth shows a huge black and white tiger lazing around staring at our precious former butler sighing at the background. ]

I thought I wouldn't have to deal with something like Tama again...

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[knaving]

I'm gonna make myself perfectly clear: I don't exactly want to be talkin' to the lot of ya, but I've got questions and I'm hopin' someone has answers.


One. How the bloody hell do people come back to life?


Two. Who the bloody hell made The Mad Hatter my cellmate?

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[inextricabilis]

Heyyy guys! I'm still very torn about what animal to consider. What did everyone get?
I'm really curious to see everyone's choices, plus it might give me some name ideas!

I still can't believe they're letting us have animals. This is never any kind of prison I've been in before.
Or well.
I've never been in prison. It's never any kind I've seen before. Yeah.