avibusraris[ At about 7:30 AM, the intercom turns on. Why Irving's mastery of being on time is slowly slipping away is a mystery that may never be solved. ]
Mornin', mornin'! I hope this announcement ain't too loud -- wouldn't wanna wake the dead, haha! Let's keep things short n' sweet today, shall we? It's Sunday the 12th of January, and luckily for all my little warblers, it's a beautiful sunny day outside! Gotta love it when even nature celebrates, y'know? Ahaha!
Right, movin' on to the good stuff. For any of youse with a sweet tooth or might just wanna eat your troubles away, all candy in the gift shop is 70% off for today only! Don't get any cavities now, kiddies!
And with that, Irving out!
[ The cell doors slide open. ]