neornithes

[it's..... actually, the intercom this time doesn't come on until about noon. inmates might be wondering just what's going on. they aren't allowed to leave their cells until noon hits. that being said, inmates are free to make calls, shout out to the networks, or just try and yell while in their cells until finally they hear a voice.]

Heeeeeyyyyyy! Hey hey!! Sssoo..... you inmaaaates.....~!

[....is second.... drunk?! why yes he is.]

I didn't even fuckin' realize but.... i-it's.... shit... [he pauses.] ....it's so close to Christmas! Holiday cheeeeer and all that! Either way, the Warden stepped out for the day, leavin' me in all mighty charge, and guess what! I'm taking the day off to just relax and drink everything she has in here!

[there's some shuffling around, the sound of boots being placed up on a desk.] Bitch finally let me in tha goddamn control room... I could do anything I want in here. But uh.... right, I should stay on track here.

[HE CLEARS HIS THROAT in an overly dramatic way.] Saaaluuuuutaaations! It's currently.... uh.... wow s'that really the time....? Uh! It's currently 12:06 PM, it's a Friday, December 20th to be exact! You all are probably hungry and want out, huh? Well I dunno- I kinda like having all you fucks locked up and unable to do shit all. Huhahaha!

[oh wait- there's another guy barging into the control room. it sounds like irving, it totally is irving. he's squealing in that brooklyn drawl, getting at second for not doing what he should be flippin' doing!]

...Oh right... you're here. Fuck. Well whaaatever!

[the intercom is shut off suddenly, the the cell doors finally slide open.]